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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2014, 09:49:28 pm »

Granted. A huge swarm of Africanized Killer Bee's comes after you.

I wish for a Blue Whale.
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« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2014, 06:45:08 am »

Granted, it squishes you as it falls from a great height.

I wish they had camp fire candles.
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« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2014, 12:55:32 pm »

They do, but they won't give you any.


I wish Cricco got his camp fire candles. IN HIS PANTS!
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« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2014, 10:31:41 pm »

Granted. But he runs after you on fire.

I wish for a Pretzel.
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« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2014, 04:40:38 am »

Granted, it is being burnt, in my pants, as I chase sok.

I wish people did as they were told.
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« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2014, 01:52:11 pm »

Granted. Just to remind you: third reich, soviet union, maoist china, khmer rouge, slavery.



I wish people did what is right, not what they are told!
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« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2014, 10:30:41 pm »

Granted. --Pappa Cricco-- is burned at the stake.

I wish I had not needed to do that.
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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2014, 04:19:35 am »

Granted. You were ordered to.


I wish common sense was not subjective.
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« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2014, 07:02:29 am »

Granted. New Common Sense Laws are enacted. It becomes a Federal Crime punishable by Death to do stupid things. The law may not be repealed under any circumstances unless by 2/3 majority vote, held on a 6th week of  the 13th month of the year on a day that doe's not end in Y.

I wish that had not taken as much time as it did to come up with.
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« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2017, 03:19:39 am »

Granted, but instead it was a limp granting that seemed half assed.


I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow, sat and sun
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« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2017, 03:43:25 pm »

Granted, but you will have to work overtime on Monday with Dougie, the manager's dim witted nephew. The one with the carrionesque halitosis and that growth on his neck.

I wish I had not eaten refried beans AND curry again yesterday. I really, really do.
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In a zombie apocalypse no one cares what's in a hot dog.

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« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2017, 05:11:22 pm »

Granted. You ate refried curry and baked beans.

I wish that updates in the comic will bring new forumites
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« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2017, 02:31:02 am »

Granted. You will get many new forumites. They will have questions, many questions about the Good Ol' Days and about if Jenny is a cool as she draws and about that wiggly green thing that looks like Michael J Fox testifying in front of Congress and about where Last Outlaw gets his hockey masks resurfaced and about that Teddy Bear Hat of Cuteness +4 and where they can be farmed and about.... Shortly thereafter you will ask yourself what you were thinking when you made that wish.

I wish I could make that  green thing stop doing that. Its bad enough that it's eyes seem to follow me wherever I go.

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