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« on: March 17, 2014, 06:33:44 pm »

So it's been forever ago since Milo's death, all of the fans' crazy theories were instantly shut down within a matter of a few panels.  So now that one of TZH's greatests mysteries have been solved, let's focus on a new era of crazy fan theories: How will The Zombie Hunters end?

Here's my theory:

Over the next few chapters, we're going to be introduced to ARC's true intentions- builing a biomechanical humanoid weapons to eliminate the zombies called the Ishtar Series, which can only be piloted by the infected.  As a test run TZ Jenny and gang pilot the machines in the wastelands, becoming effective in wiping out an entire city from zombies.  Eventually as time goes by the characters become mentally unstable and in slow decay.  We soon find out the true reason for the outbreak:  Former ARC researchers uncovered an ancient dead giant being and dubbed him Osiris.  Due to some tampering they caused the zombie outbreak.  Jenny discovers that Charlie is a Berserker/Osiris hybrid, and is unable to come to terms with this revelation.  After the final showdown We see Arthur Adams trying to force Ishtar and Charlie to merge, Charlie snaps and eventually merges with Osiris.  At this point Real Life Jenny just draws scribbles on the pages, with an ocassional TZ Jenny thrown in.  In the climax of the story, Osiris/Charlie becomes a giant taking the Ishtar Unit piloted by TZ Jenny, and all of the last survivors turn into a liquid that looks like grape soda.  There's an internal conflict within TZ Jenny, and the Giant Osiris/Charlie falls apart into pieces.

The final moments of the story we see Jenny and Jasper on the shores of an ocean made by grape soda, and Jenny strangles Jasper because he's an asshole.

TL;DR- Neon Genesis Zombie Hunters:  The End of Zombie Hunting
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2014, 01:21:01 am »

i think whatll happen is theres gonna be some rift in the ARC, theres gonna be a huge civil dispute and the ending is gonna be so fucking awesome, itll challenge the book of revelations in terms of shit going the fuck down.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 04:24:25 pm »

i think whatll happen is theres gonna be some rift in the ARC, theres gonna be a huge civil dispute and the ending is gonna be so fucking awesome, itll challenge the book of revelations in terms of shit going the fuck down.

You know, I have been waiting for that quite a while already. Civil Dispute, infected turn into zombs, all hell breaks loose. Now where the heck is Merica with the giant battle fleet. :/

Zoned in infected pft, that won't really work for long. Can't wait for a chapter were one of the infected turns into a zombie on island Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2014, 09:55:55 am »

Jenny and co will realize they've been cut money that should have been rightfully theirs from the wastelanders project.  They take over Red Halo, everyone gets infected, and then they move to some remote island where they an have pino coladas in coconut halves with little umbrellas.  Charlie stays on the mainland, and starts a zombie circus to begin conditioning zombies so they can be reestablished as model citizens.  They later discover that love cures the zombie curse.  Jenny later becomes a sparkle vampire and kills Bella because those movies were traumatizing.
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2014, 09:47:21 am »

Jenny later becomes a sparkle vampire and kills Bella because those movies were traumatizing.

Now I got to re-write the script!  Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2014, 09:13:18 pm »

Ha!  I forgot about this thread :v

Here's another one:  Everyone just dies, nobody survives and the world is just one giant zombie wasteland.  Then it zooms out to the world, the solar system, the galaxy, the universe; then it goes to nothing, and slowly zooms out to someone's eye.  We find out it's TZH Jenny as she witnesses THE BEGINNING OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2014, 03:06:53 pm »

I kinda hope the work they did on Charlie spreads and they're able to make it into a kind of viral thing thats airbourne or something and then just crop dust from the coast going inwards.

I would LOVE too see Jenny's vision of what other countries are going through or similar.
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2014, 03:17:04 pm »

It's gonna end in a giant orgy that last for 14 weeks. Milo's not really dead, so he's there too. And Dr. Redhead. Giant comic splash panels of every perversion imaginable for 14 weeks of updates. Charlie in a man-baby outfit.

FADE TO BLACK

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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2014, 06:43:14 pm »

1.) They find a cure to the zombie virus, then a comet smashes into the earth.

2.) Some god awful ending inspired by Lost and BSG as revenge by jenny for stressing her out all these years.

 
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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2014, 10:38:24 pm »

Edit wrong thread...

On topic, Jasper gets his comeuppins and on that note so does Mercer. He's Emperor Palpatine. He seeks absolute power on the island to save everyone from the zombies and will eliminate every other person in charge to get that power! Everyone dies by a zombie invasion made possible by crazy attempts to weaponize them by the science division and Jenny and the Zombie Hunters live happily ever after with Charlie in the wastes. Charlie will probably bite Mercer or Jasper because his bite is still zombielicious, I imagine. That's your comeuppins, Jasper! Zombiefied by half-life. Either that or he'll redeem himself after finding true love with Maureen and will help take down Emperor Mercertine.
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2014, 04:40:21 pm »

Pretty sure my theory is still the correct theory.

While I'm adding scarring images to all of your brains: Somewhere in that orgy, Jasper in a leopard print banana hammock. Mercer as Dr. Frankenfurter.

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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2014, 04:07:10 pm »


Jasper in a leopard print banana hammock.


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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2014, 11:01:07 am »

Oooh my...
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« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2014, 11:42:54 pm »

... I'm using all my brain bleach and never touching this subject again.
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2014, 02:04:55 pm »

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