In a zombie apocalypse no one cares what's in a hot dog.<<<< ROFLMAO OMG I love that
Cthullu (pbhn) says: It's not what's in the hot dog, it's what you do with it that matters. Afficianados know that it's all in the condiments. They tart it up a bit for your mouth AND are really handy at hiding the past the due date aftertaste.
Elder Evil. They'll go sideways on your ass just to watch your expression change.