Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia

[Anonymoose]

And now for something a little different......

Zombalooza: Groups of post-human infected who gather in sometimes surprisingly large numbers wherever music of questionable quality is being played.

Power: None beyond large numbers of post-infected humans of various types, though sometimes there are exceptions among them.

Scary: Only if they are all 'zerkers or spitters.

Threat Scenario: Depends on when encountered. If the music is still going they may simply ignore you. If not, you could be dealing with a horde of necrotic football hooligans.

[Anonymoose]

Ok, Doch, cause you asked....

Zombie Mistress (al la WOTC): Post-human infected that have the ability to dominate other post-infected humans, much like the effect the rightly feared Zombarbie has on pre-infected humans, but with an AoE descriptor.

Power: By creating something of a hive-mind network among it's minions, this creature essentially shares it's malign intelligence among them to improve their ability to harvest pre-infected humans to consume to further increase it's ability.

Scary: Not quite Thanos, but the bitch was raised to be competitive. Pun intended.

Threat scenario: We are talking a self-propelled necrotic malignant tumor that evolves, with malice aforethought, to adapt to new environments and treatment strategies (See the above note concerning Thanos.) I'm not entirely sure what color applies here, but we blew right past Ultraviolet when we got to Zombarbie with a krewe. Boobs and brains, people, sha has boobs AND braaaaiiins. I am so screwed....... What?!? I have as good a shot with her as any other guy right? I'm just saying.

[Anonymoose]

Ok, since it has been a while.....

Tzombnami: Post human infected who either kicked it while on the water or were tossed in after and now wash up on occasion like storm surge with the munchies.

Power: Propelled by a combination of ravenous hunger and the tide, this thing is worse than getting between the buffet line and Clan Tubbalardie. The only real difference is the zombies stop to gnaw upon you and not just trample your ass as acceptable collateral damage.

Scary: What the hell do you think, fool? Did you see the trampling and gnawing as standard behavior part? And how about that hiding underwater until they can jump out on your monkey ass?

Threat Scenario: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach. Kiting. That is really the only option here, but your cardio better be top notch cause running in sand is a bitch.

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Funny how a bit of binge watching can affect one....

Zombomar: Post-human infected who was, at one time, the baddest man in the whole damn housing projects.

Power: He has a trench cost, quite possibly armored, most definately cool, and a big f@$king shotgun. In addition, he is a master tactician, a natural leader, a big fan of psychological warfare, has the ability to leap from 5th floor balconies with little damage and can hold a grudge like nobodies business. His most feared ability is his complete immunity to zombarbies of any type. Not even the rightly feared Zombie Mistress has a chance with him.

Scary: That all depends on if you have something he wants, or if youve pissed him off, or if get you stupid on Sunday, or if you cut in line...... The list goes on a bit, though there is one common theme. As long as you don't make him angry you should be ok. This one kinda needs a reason to gnaw upon you. If you piss him off, however, he WILL shiv you right in anus while whispering sweet words of potential molestation in your ear. You have been warned.

Threat scenario: Given his only known weaknesses are psychotic and heavily armed children and Honey Nut Cheerios, there is precious little advice on surviving an encounter with a threat of this magnitude. One can either scrounge around for possibly the last box of breakfast cereal or scoop up one of the neighbor kids as best suits the situation. Surprisingly, though one can easily avoid any possibly negative outcomes by simply listening to the local inhabitants. If one of them starts screaming "Zombomar comin, Zombomar comin!", just get the f@$k out of his way.