Anonymoose
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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2018, 08:02:33 pm » |
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Funny how a bit of binge watching can affect one....
Zombomar: Post-human infected who was, at one time, the baddest man in the whole damn housing projects.
Power: He has a trench cost, quite possibly armored, most definately cool, and a big f@$king shotgun. In addition, he is a master tactician, a natural leader, a big fan of psychological warfare, has the ability to leap from 5th floor balconies with little damage and can hold a grudge like nobodies business. His most feared ability is his complete immunity to zombarbies of any type. Not even the rightly feared Zombie Mistress has a chance with him.
Scary: That all depends on if you have something he wants, or if youve pissed him off, or if get you stupid on Sunday, or if you cut in line...... The list goes on a bit, though there is one common theme. As long as you don't make him angry you should be ok. This one kinda needs a reason to gnaw upon you. If you piss him off, however, he WILL shiv you right in anus while whispering sweet words of potential molestation in your ear. You have been warned.
Threat scenario: Given his only known weaknesses are psychotic and heavily armed children and Honey Nut Cheerios, there is precious little advice on surviving an encounter with a threat of this magnitude. One can either scrounge around for possibly the last box of breakfast cereal or scoop up one of the neighbor kids as best suits the situation. Surprisingly, though one can easily avoid any possibly negative outcomes by simply listening to the local inhabitants. If one of them starts screaming "Zombomar comin, Zombomar comin!", just get the f@$k out of his way.
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