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« Reply #1455 on: April 09, 2012, 12:09:44 am »

In this fucked up world... there is no God.
Chapter end of Cage of Eden, which is hilarious considering the mad coincidences that go down.
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« Reply #1456 on: April 10, 2012, 08:56:02 pm »

Prof. Elemental: So yeah, basically it lunged at me, its claws bared and its teeth clamped together. So of course I shot it in the face!
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be Princess Anne...
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« Reply #1457 on: April 12, 2012, 09:06:01 am »

...piercing the moonlight like a stiletto pierces flesh pierced by a stiletto, casting a long shadow on the ground ahead.

Like a stiletto.
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« Reply #1458 on: April 26, 2012, 04:12:21 pm »

Pink Panther: "First day being pink?"
Brian: "Yeah."
Pink Panther: "Welcome to Hell."
- Family Guy Hallowe'en Special shown on BBC 3 last week. For some reason. But still epic.
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« Reply #1459 on: June 18, 2012, 11:35:13 am »

Look how dramatically [Name]'s cape CAPE swirls! Like Batman in a tea cosy!
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« Reply #1460 on: June 28, 2012, 11:13:01 am »

"People who say they're moving to Canada due to SCOTUS ruling. I assume it's so they can get gay married." - Phil Plait
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« Reply #1461 on: July 27, 2012, 11:35:01 am »

"Sometimes humans can be the most deadly monsters... worse than even chimeras..."
Cage of Eden, gets so hilariously cheesy at times.
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« Reply #1462 on: August 25, 2012, 11:41:39 pm »

Just recieved the following text message from a good friend of mine:

"I'm at the Room, starts in 20, I just ate some shrooms."
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« Reply #1463 on: August 26, 2012, 09:41:38 am »

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

HUNTER S THOMPSON (1937-2005)
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« Reply #1464 on: December 06, 2012, 08:26:05 am »

"Juho, some people have told me that you are huge asshole, but hey, so am i!"
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« Reply #1465 on: December 13, 2012, 06:02:31 pm »

“So the first time I met Gene Simmons, I was like ‘Whoa, that’s Gene Simmons. He’s like right here.’ So I went over and introduced myself. He grabs me by the shoulders, and he says, ‘You are a powerful and talented young man.’ He’s staring at me in my eyes and says, ‘If we were in prison, I would make love to you.’ I was like, ‘Oh.’” - Chester Bennington
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« Reply #1466 on: January 24, 2013, 08:08:02 pm »

From a conversation I just had with my significant other while playing Dead Island.

Me:  These people are awesome (upon discovering a group of humans standing around and not trying to shoot me in the face.)

SO:  Why?

Me:  They aren't trying to shoot me in the face.  It's a nice change of pace.

SO:  So?  I bet they're stupid or something.

Me:  (After talking to the humans.)  Yea... they got locked out of their own house by a zombie and want me to help them get back in...

Of course the zombie was damn thug (think zombie on steroids) wearing a helmet AND body armor so it's not only a DPS sponge but it takes reduced damage AND increases my weapons deterioration which I bitched about loudly while killing the damn thing.

SO:  (After it was finally dead.)  You should take all their stuff and eat all their food before you let them back in.

It's no wonder I'm in love.
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