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« Reply #4215 on: April 02, 2012, 07:40:46 pm »

Ok, I got about 1000$ of abnormal income last year. Pretty much charging for my time spent answering relatives' cries of "just a little help with my website!!!" because they tend to forget those work hours are real hours of work. Well, it wasn't done for the money exactly, so I didn't see the amount grow, until when it's tax time and I have a significant source of income with no documentation except a notepad with the list of payments.
Well, there's a legal way to deal with it, but it involves the long version of the income statement. It gets treated the same way a regular job income would be, but adding it to the same field is out of the question! It has to be long!! Government, do you WANT me to evade tax???

Dude, if you're doing stuff for a mate or family member it doesn't count as income. It's just helping a friend/family member and getting rewarded for being nice. Surely everyone knows that?

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« Reply #4216 on: April 04, 2012, 08:50:46 am »

Pretty much charging for my time spent answering relatives' cries of "just a little help with my website!!!"

You should be able to considered it "gifted" money instead of income.  In the US I believe gifted money is not taxable until after $10,000?

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I didn't know pythons were vegetarians?

I've been doing some thinking about gun ownership, and I understand it a bit better. That being said, gun nuts still piss me off.

must chime in....YES! people make really stupid arguments. 
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« Reply #4217 on: April 04, 2012, 09:18:51 am »

That reminds me, I had been meaning to comment on that myself.

A bat is for baseball. A car is for driving. A gun is for killing. You can use a car to hold a door open, you can use a bat to paint a house, you can use a gun to hammer nails, but at the end of the day, a bat is for baseball, a car is for driving, and a gun is for killing. I mean, shit, people. When you pick up a gun, you are literally holding a death machine in your hands. A device created to inflict death upon other things. I really really doubt that the inventor of the firearm was thinking "Oh boy, I sure am excited to shoot at papers with shapes of human beings on them!"

While this was true when they were invented (And in most cases these days still is), some guns are used just for target shooting- in fact, some are specifically designed with this in mind, not combat. of course they are still dangerous and the respect thing is a bloody good point that can't be repeated enough, but... yeah.
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« Reply #4218 on: April 04, 2012, 09:35:04 am »

Right, and there are swords for ceremony and knives for cutting beef. They're FOR something different, but they're based on things that we used to murder people so we could bone their wives, and we can very easily still use them to murder people for their sweet, delicious wives. They're still weapons, seen?
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« Reply #4219 on: April 04, 2012, 05:24:24 pm »

So what about swords I use for combat?
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« Reply #4220 on: April 04, 2012, 05:40:11 pm »

...They're exactly what I'm referring to? I don't think you get it.
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« Reply #4221 on: April 05, 2012, 04:55:46 am »

So, I shouldn't be hitting people?
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« Reply #4222 on: April 05, 2012, 08:30:41 am »

I'm still recovering from a long weekend in Blackpool with Milady. Wild times. But we did get to see The British Rat Pack back on Sunday night at the hotel. Them cats can SWING!
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« Reply #4223 on: April 05, 2012, 12:17:23 pm »

Listening to mc chris makes me think of HK.



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« Reply #4224 on: April 05, 2012, 02:35:32 pm »

No.
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« Reply #4225 on: April 05, 2012, 02:46:07 pm »

Alright.
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« Reply #4226 on: April 06, 2012, 07:02:41 am »

*nods*
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« Reply #4227 on: April 06, 2012, 10:17:08 am »

Why is it still that when someone says AC I think they mean Asheron's Call? The game's old and I've never played it!
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« Reply #4228 on: April 06, 2012, 10:21:18 am »

I think alternating current... Damn you college, damn you!
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« Reply #4229 on: April 06, 2012, 02:06:40 pm »

I think "Armour Class". Damn you, Anarchy Online! Fire, Cold, Melee, Ranged, Radiation, Poison, Disease, Energy: all different Armour Classes! Argh!
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