Random Thoughts

[NerdPower!]

You know what I miss? I miss TZH Movie Nights. Those were the good old days.

[HK-47]

Just like when we had RPGs.
*Coughhailcough*

Nostalgia is one of the best and longing feelings. When I get money in my Steam account, I'm getting that Sega Old-school Pack 4 just for Shining Force. Everything else is just Nesquick to my bowl of Lucky Charms.

[spoiler]I could emulate them but this is Genny, she deserves better.[/spoiler]

[Log!]

An older man walks into a coffee shop dressed entirely in a pilot outfit. He quietly orders a coffee and hands the barista his money, then shortly after grabs his drink and sits down. He stares thoughtfully into his cup, taking a sip every few minutes or so. A young woman with a boyish haircut walks up next to him and says "Excuse me, do you mind if I sit with you for a while?" The man smiles at her and nods, and she scoots into the seat across from him. They sit in silence for a few minutes, then the woman looks into his icy blue eyes, and asks him "Are you a real pilot?"

The man smirks and says "Well, I've been flying planes since I was 18. I've flown bombers and stealth fighters, I've flown tiny puddle jumpers and I've flown commercial jets. I've flown from one side of the earth to the other so many times I lost count. I've taught well over 300 people how to fly planes. I feel more comfortable in an aircraft than I do in my own bed at home." The girl nods, impressed by the man. "And what about you, ma'am?"

"Me?" she says, "I'm a lesbian. I've loved many women in my life, and I rarely think about anything other than the female form. When I'm watching television, I'm distracted by thoughts of naked women. When I'm cooking dinner for my wife, I think about naked women. When I walk down the driveway to get the mail, I'm thinking about naked women." The man raises his eyebrows thoughtfully and nods in agreement. The two spend the next hour or so conversing and drinking coffee together, swapping stories and laughing. Eventually, the young woman with the boyish haircut excuses herself and goes home, while the older man remains behind and orders another cup of coffee. Several minutes later, a young boy walks up to the man with his mother and bashfully tugs on his sleeve.

 "Mister, Are you a real pilot?" the small boy asks. The older man furrows his brow, and after a few seconds, replies "Well, son, I've always thought I was, but it turns out I'm a lesbian."

[Hailfax]

Just like when we had RPGs.
*Coughhailcough*

wat wat WAT.

lol.

I would love to do an RP, but with people with different time zones, jorbs, (lol lives) it's very hard to get one down. And to think of one to do. Le sigh.

[HK-47]

So it's everybody that's to blame for their different timezones. Makes sense. And you created some of the best RP's on here.
2x Lol jorbs and lifes. Hard mode in a permadeath game.

[Hailfax]

:3 b'awww go on and keep complimenting me.

But yeah, wish I could start an RP, though. It's hard finding interest on here. We'll see though. Maybe sometime in the next couple of months. I'm driving cross country and a lot of Hail needs to sort out her life and thinking. Gotta think of new less plot heavy storylines and all that jazz. :3

[HK-47]

Your RPs were so good that I created two characters for them, and played both characters!

You said that months ago, starting up an RP that is But I know things will work out, they always do. And I hope that you reach them all the quicker, for ease of mind.

Jazz, a jazzy, bluesy gang war vibe with the cops and The Man as the main enemy that the gangs must team up to take down after years of strife?

[--Pappa Cricco--]

On a note of rps.. 

*implodes the javelin universe*


NO MORE JAVELINS!

[Hailfax]

You said that months ago, starting up an RP that is But I know things will work out, they always do. And I hope that you reach them all the quicker, for ease of mind.

I did? Oh that was during my correge, HK. You hush.  

I'm moving in a couple of weeks. I'll have free time. I'm trying to think of what could possibly be done for an RP. What people want to do and all this jazz. We'll see.

[Yutrzenika]

I think zombies would be cool. Zombies are always cool. 

[Log!]

Every day giving up sounds better and better. I'm tired, and everything I do and every thought I have is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Every step I take doesn't feel like a step in the wrong direction, but it doesn't feel like a step in the right one either. It's just a step, nothing more. I was sad about it at first, and now I'm just disenchanted with everything. I'm unimpressed with myself and everything I come across. Just so fucking tired. Everyone tells me that everything gets better, and I don't understand it. Everything? I mean, maybe I'm just looking at it wrong. I'm told that happiness is about perspective, but it doesn't really seem like I can lean back far enough to find that perfect angle. Even when I'm happy, everything is still garbage. I miss having medication that just made things seem better. I miss being able to pretend like I don't feel like just laying down where I am until everything just goes away.

[DarkMilly]

Pretty sure something or someone doesn't want me to finish my assessments, so far I have had Gastro, food poisoning, been attacked by dogs, and gotten that sort of sickness where your head just goes fuzzy and you cant think at all. All in the course of about a month, and a month where all of my assessments are due.

[Stan]

Every day giving up sounds better and better. I'm tired, and everything I do and every thought I have is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Every step I take doesn't feel like a step in the wrong direction, but it doesn't feel like a step in the right one either. It's just a step, nothing more. I was sad about it at first, and now I'm just disenchanted with everything. I'm unimpressed with myself and everything I come across. Just so fucking tired. Everyone tells me that everything gets better, and I don't understand it. Everything? I mean, maybe I'm just looking at it wrong. I'm told that happiness is about perspective, but it doesn't really seem like I can lean back far enough to find that perfect angle. Even when I'm happy, everything is still garbage. I miss having medication that just made things seem better. I miss being able to pretend like I don't feel like just laying down where I am until everything just goes away.

Its perfectly understandable you feel that way, but you can't just let the world win like that. The World's a dick. but you gotta figure out how to beat that. Not beating dicks, though. unless thats... know what you know what I mean.

[Synaster]

I let one of the chicks climb up to my shoulder and onto my head. I thought it was safe because I thought I saw her "go" before taking her out. After putting her back, I put my hand to my head and found that she left my a lovely present of cecal poo. Needless to say, the stench was very...

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...fowl.  YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[TheLastOutlaw]

I let one of the chicks climb up to my shoulder and onto my head. I thought it was safe because I thought I saw her "go" before taking her out. After putting her back, I put my hand to my head and found that she left my a lovely present of cecal poo. Needless to say, the stench was very...

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...fowl.  YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Sorry to hear about the bird poop but the smiley sunglasses were AWESOME.