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« Reply #4005 on: December 07, 2011, 05:33:16 pm »

Being paid to annoy others when you don't mean to must suck. 
If you enjoy it, however, then you are either in a video game or you are
a terrible, terrible person.
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« Reply #4006 on: December 12, 2011, 07:30:57 pm »

While scavenging for food in my kitchen, I spotted some poptarts in the toaster that hadn't been heated that my girlfriend must have forgot about for a length of time that is uncertain.

This is better than finding pirate's gold I tells ya!
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« Reply #4007 on: December 13, 2011, 12:42:41 pm »

Rudolf was this old Russian guy, an USSR nostalgic, the Stalin loving kind that thought Khrouchtchev fucked things up, but you don't really want to argue that with him because he's a mild, harmless old man and he's been friendly for as long as you've known him.
One day, you're planning a picnic with some friends, and some of them are socialist-friendly social science students, and you think they'd probably enjoy each others' conversation, so you invite him. He agrees, but when you tell him the date, he apologises and declines to come, saying that the weather will be bad. You insist, the weather forecast says the day will be lovely, but he's as stubborn with that as with everything else, so you end up going without him.
The sky is blue when you begin unloading the lawn chairs, but when you're done unpacking the food, dark clouds already covered the sky, and before the gang could decide if they were going to wrap everything up and leave or wait for it to clear, a heavy, cold and just nasty rainstorm falls on you. You hurry and pack everything and all your friends get drenched before they could take shelter in the car.
On the way back, you stop by your old friend's, knowing how being proved right cheers him up. You ask him how he could have guessed about the sudden weather change. He smiles and says:
"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!"



I know this is the "Random thoughts" thread, not the "Puns that make my brain bleed" thread, but fuck everything, it made me lol and I'm totally retelling it!
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« Reply #4008 on: December 13, 2011, 09:20:45 pm »

For shame.
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« Reply #4009 on: December 14, 2011, 03:31:23 pm »

I bet that Rudolph was the oddball in his neighbourhood, and was never allowed to play Russian Roulette because of that.  Good for him.

This would have been a good entry in 'Pun Times!'..........Sad
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« Reply #4010 on: December 14, 2011, 06:56:48 pm »

I forgot that thread existed. He love you long time
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« Reply #4011 on: December 16, 2011, 05:23:19 am »

Just thought... One of the houses I lived in when I was younger is older then every building in America...

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« Reply #4012 on: December 16, 2011, 05:04:27 pm »

Wondering if anyone around here could help me finish my final microsoft access hw. 
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« Reply #4013 on: December 16, 2011, 05:09:13 pm »

What a coincidence.  I just finished mine; although I only know the basics.
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« Reply #4014 on: December 16, 2011, 05:38:04 pm »

Rudolf was this old Russian guy, an USSR nostalgic, the Stalin loving kind that thought Khrouchtchev fucked things up, but you don't really want to argue that with him because he's a mild, harmless old man and he's been friendly for as long as you've known him.
One day, you're planning a picnic with some friends, and some of them are socialist-friendly social science students, and you think they'd probably enjoy each others' conversation, so you invite him. He agrees, but when you tell him the date, he apologises and declines to come, saying that the weather will be bad. You insist, the weather forecast says the day will be lovely, but he's as stubborn with that as with everything else, so you end up going without him.
The sky is blue when you begin unloading the lawn chairs, but when you're done unpacking the food, dark clouds already covered the sky, and before the gang could decide if they were going to wrap everything up and leave or wait for it to clear, a heavy, cold and just nasty rainstorm falls on you. You hurry and pack everything and all your friends get drenched before they could take shelter in the car.
On the way back, you stop by your old friend's, knowing how being proved right cheers him up. You ask him how he could have guessed about the sudden weather change. He smiles and says:
"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!"



I know this is the "Random thoughts" thread, not the "Puns that make my brain bleed" thread, but fuck everything, it made me lol and I'm totally retelling it!
I've already (terribly) retold this. It's basically the best Xmas pun ever made.
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« Reply #4015 on: December 16, 2011, 10:57:03 pm »

What a coincidence.  I just finished mine; although I only know the basics.
It's alright, I got help getting it fixed.
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« Reply #4016 on: December 17, 2011, 04:45:24 pm »

half fish sticks that i just ate made me realise: almost anything can be eaten if fried and with ketchup.
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« Reply #4017 on: December 18, 2011, 12:19:33 am »

FISH STICKS?
KETCHUP?!?!?!?!?!

NOOO USE TARTAR SAUCE OR MALTED VINEGAR!!!
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #4018 on: December 18, 2011, 12:22:24 pm »

TIME IS A RUBIK'S CUBE!!!

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« Reply #4019 on: December 18, 2011, 01:19:16 pm »

You solve a rubix cube in layers, not sides.
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