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« Reply #1470 on: May 07, 2010, 10:20:16 pm »

Bernheim's Wheat Whiskey is a lil harsh and potent-tasting. The back of my tongue pretty much went numb after the first shot. Nice flavor, but not something I could drink on a regular basis.
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« Reply #1471 on: May 08, 2010, 01:10:33 am »

I just want to say that Log makes it sound like it's some sort of Lolita manga. And more dirtier than it originally appears.

You've been here long enough to know that it is my job to make things MOAR EXTREEM than they are.


The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.   
He acquired his size from too much pi. 
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an   
optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a   
weapon of math disruption. 
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other,   
"You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his   
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls   
to do it. 
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 
A backward poet writes inverse. 
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

TL;DR: Puns are fucking hilarious and if you don't like them you're a fucking terrorist.

Also, A gift for ensouls.
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« Reply #1472 on: May 09, 2010, 03:18:54 am »

I need to stop staying up all night. S'not good for me.


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« Reply #1473 on: May 09, 2010, 12:17:57 pm »

You've been here long enough to know that it is my job to make things MOAR EXTREEM than they are.

Yeah, but you put an hilarious new spin on it that I just had to comment on it; elevating it from a simple Lolita/Harlem/Ecchi to a Lolita (Or lolicon)/Harlem/Near-explicit/More ecchi than before/Child pimps manga/anime.

A visionary who should be a mangaka.
I would totally read your manga online.
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« Reply #1474 on: May 09, 2010, 03:55:21 pm »

I don't even know what a mangaka is, and I finished typing that before thinking about wikipedia or google. So... What the hell is a Mangaka?
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« Reply #1475 on: May 09, 2010, 06:03:12 pm »

A manga creator; a cartoonist specializing in manga.
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« Reply #1476 on: May 10, 2010, 02:38:51 am »

You learn something new everyday.
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« Reply #1477 on: May 10, 2010, 02:46:18 am »

That's what the TIL thread is for.
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« Reply #1478 on: May 10, 2010, 03:09:21 am »

I have noticed that I almost completely lack the emotion of Jealousy.
I think that it is a ridiculous emotion, really.
This is when I really noticed this:
I was at my friend's birthday quite some time ago. And there was this one girl I was really in love with who was also coming there.
She arrived with another dude and they sat around together the entire night.
Oooooh, Jealous! Not.
My "Evil side" was screaming "CLICHEEEEE". Yes, I almost found the situation funny rather than frustrating.
Rather than to think negatively of the guy, I instead got a feeling of admiration. I thought that he must be an awesome guy(that girl was not some cheap bimbo, to say it lightly).

If someone is "better" than me in some way then I will mostly just admire rather than hate. If it is good looks it is talk about then I don't care. Being jealous really is pointless when it comes to that. And here around, being good looking is almost synonymous with being a douchebag.
And then I don't care for them since I think it doesn't help to have "rare" good traits if they are being outweighed by negative traits.

I have been reflecting a lot on this and I think it nearly strange...
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« Reply #1479 on: May 10, 2010, 03:19:10 am »

I never used to get jealous, in fact I was similar to you. I still wouldn't say the feeling I get now is jealousy, but it's sort of close. I sometimes get worried when I see my boyfriend really getting along with girls who I believe to be much prettier and more interesting/smarter then me, because I worry he will suddenly see how boring/not attractive I am or something. Which really is probably very stupid as we have been going out for nearly three years and he probably would have left me long ago if he thought anything close to along those lines.
Normally I also remember this and the feeling is gone within a matter of minutes, but still >.> weird.
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« Reply #1480 on: May 10, 2010, 03:56:24 am »

I need a drink...
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« Reply #1481 on: May 10, 2010, 05:14:16 am »

Had absinthe for the first time last night.  It wasn't quite like what I expected, even mixed with sugar and water (e.g. "old school style") it's surprisingly strong tasting and has a taste similar to black licorice.  It packs a fucking kick though.  Despite the fact that I hate black licorice I think I'll try it again.
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« Reply #1482 on: May 10, 2010, 05:22:15 am »

I should try Absinthe, I have a 55% alc. bottle I bougth some time ago. Haven`t opened it yet, it just stand in my bar cabinet. I just have to find the right moment to open it.
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« Reply #1483 on: May 10, 2010, 05:25:55 am »

I think I tasted absinthe once... In Bulgaria. If I remember the right drink then it was quite yummy.
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« Reply #1484 on: May 10, 2010, 05:30:54 am »

This is going to be my next absinthe experience
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