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« Reply #2805 on: December 10, 2010, 06:51:51 pm »

Mention her whispering eye.


Cheez? No. Because no.
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #2806 on: December 10, 2010, 08:29:43 pm »

Aww, why not?  He love you long time
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« Reply #2807 on: December 11, 2010, 05:46:08 am »

Because we said so. Hence rule number 122 of the Internet! Personally I like rule 76, as It is reference to the moive Zombieland.
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« Reply #2808 on: December 13, 2010, 09:55:44 am »

Rule 122? You mean 'No unauthorised personnell are to be allowed in the porn bins'?
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« Reply #2809 on: December 13, 2010, 10:54:41 am »

I have found a new favourite rule. Rule 97 "The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie."
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« Reply #2810 on: December 15, 2010, 04:55:35 pm »

When did I start hating math? Huh?
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« Reply #2811 on: December 15, 2010, 05:28:52 pm »

Since your teacher is a vamPIre. Every time you start calculating, (s)he sucks 3,141592654 ml of blood out of you, which doesn't sound like a lot but given that many calculations are required, it builds up to quite an exhausting loss. You're not consciously aware of it but your reptilian brain made the connection between the slow draining of your life force and math.
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« Reply #2812 on: December 15, 2010, 06:26:13 pm »

Since your teacher is a vamPIre. Every time you start calculating, (s)he sucks 3,141592654 ml of blood out of you, which doesn't sound like a lot but given that many calculations are required, it builds up to quite an exhausting loss. You're not consciously aware of it but your reptilian brain made the connection between the slow draining of your life force and math.
You hit the nail on the head.
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« Reply #2813 on: December 16, 2010, 06:49:19 am »

Making money is awesome. Having no time to spend money sucks.
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« Reply #2814 on: December 16, 2010, 11:44:19 am »

Yes. For example. "I am a multi-national business man! I sit on giant bricks of gold, money and very sharp diamonds! However I have only achieved this by working 24Hrs a day! Unfortunately for me I have also broken the bank with my large amounts of funds. Then some bank hippie who has a thing in it for banks walked in and started carrying the money out!"
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« Reply #2815 on: December 16, 2010, 05:41:18 pm »

Do you have a source for that?

Also, there's a line that's a few pixels wide under the little options bar. It looks part of a new option bar.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #2816 on: December 17, 2010, 04:32:33 am »

Is the options bar that little menu in the bottom right hand corner of the forum?
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« Reply #2817 on: December 17, 2010, 01:45:39 pm »

Random thought: naming pets after food. I don't think I could eat a Snickers bar without thinking of my dog. Or eat chicken nuggets, teriyaki, yakitori, chalupas, or even twinkies without thinking of my chickens (the first two I mentioned ironically became coyote meals).
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« Reply #2818 on: December 18, 2010, 03:40:56 am »

Wait you named your dog Snickers? After that weird bar with the nuts and stuff and all the advertisements circulate around Mr T? Personally I think its good but I also don't know wheather to think about that, laugh or cry.
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« Reply #2819 on: December 18, 2010, 07:48:49 am »

Pets receive all the silly/cutesy names we can't give children.
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