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« Reply #3375 on: May 03, 2011, 04:09:19 pm »

It's also going to be like this for 3 weeks. Makes it worse. And the fact that for 5 of those 6 days that I'm waking up early I'm spending most of the day looking after 25 children who are under 6.

Thanks for the cuddles cheez!
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« Reply #3376 on: May 03, 2011, 04:41:13 pm »

Feel better Milly! Also don't die, yeah... that part is kinda important.
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« Reply #3377 on: May 03, 2011, 05:01:09 pm »

I smell like a fully-feathered chicken. Have you cuddled your chickens today?

*Cuddles*

*is cuddled* Yay! X3

I just meant that I smell like a chicken because I've been cuddling my chickens, whether they liked it or not. lol

I want to make t-shirts of "Have you cuddled your <insert animal/object/person/dalek> today?" with a picture of a silhouette of the <animal/object/person/dalek> at Zazzle.com (though I really doubt anyone would really buy any).

It's also going to be like this for 3 weeks. Makes it worse. And the fact that for 5 of those 6 days that I'm waking up early I'm spending most of the day looking after 25 children who are under 6.
Day care? Kindergarten teacher? I wouldn't have enough energy to deal with all of those kids by myself. Do you have anyone helping you?
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« Reply #3378 on: May 03, 2011, 05:06:04 pm »

sooo basically you have been playing with cocks, right?Cheesy
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« Reply #3379 on: May 03, 2011, 05:23:24 pm »

Why didn't I see this coming? Roll Eyes They're HENS. All of them. We don't have a rooster, we don't want a rooster, and there will never be a rooster in this flock. Tongue

Interesting tidbit some/most people don't know about chickens: hens don't need a rooster to mate with to make and lay eggs.  He love you long time
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« Reply #3380 on: May 03, 2011, 05:27:35 pm »

well, isnt this pretty much why we can eat their eggs? if they were inseminated we would find small chicken embryos...
that would be creepy as hell, i think:D
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« Reply #3381 on: May 03, 2011, 06:39:45 pm »

but full of protien Cheesy
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« Reply #3382 on: May 03, 2011, 09:55:02 pm »

Depends on if the hens are the broody type (inclined to sit on and/or hatch eggs) and if you let the eggs stay with said broody hens. Coldness (such as the refrigerator) stops the growth of any potential chicken to be born. That is why most people (especially with roosters) collect, wash and refrigerate the eggs they find everyday.

Random chicken fact: Most hens can't tell the difference between a golf ball and an egg. If a nesting box has a golf ball in it, the hens will think it's an egg and sit on it, and around the same time, lay their egg in that box too. Good advice if you want to get through to your hens that you don't like going on Easter egg hunts everyday.
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« Reply #3383 on: May 03, 2011, 10:02:28 pm »

Synaster you are now deemed Chickenqueen and loved and rembered by the tastiness of all chicken products.
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« Reply #3384 on: May 03, 2011, 10:04:17 pm »

  • Woah
  • What did I do?
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« Reply #3385 on: May 03, 2011, 10:26:52 pm »

Synaster you are now deemed Chickenqueen and loved and remembered by the tastiness of all chicken products.
LOL. I wanted to make sort of a webcomic of some of the antics my chickens do and what could be going on in those little chicken-brains of theirs, but I don't have a whole lot of motivation to do it. I have some stories of them written down in a notebook, some "chick tips", and a few sketches, but that's about it. :/

Random chicken fact: introducing a new chicken to your flock takes a lot of time before the flock accepts it, otherwise they play "pick/peck on the newbie". Some chickens never fully accept the new ones.
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« Reply #3386 on: May 03, 2011, 11:36:32 pm »

This new chicken named Stan, bychance?


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« Reply #3387 on: May 04, 2011, 02:10:47 am »

Day care? Kindergarten teacher? I wouldn't have enough energy to deal with all of those kids by myself. Do you have anyone helping you?
Preschool, and there are 2 other staff, but they dont really do much in terms of controlling the children. They sort of sit there and let them run wild, which isn't what I consider education, so I'm there all by myself trying to look after everything >.>. I dont know if they are just doing it on purpose so I learn fast or what, but yeah
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« Reply #3388 on: May 04, 2011, 05:48:38 am »

Ooh, you poor thing Milly. A job like that would make me homicidal.

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« Reply #3389 on: May 04, 2011, 07:13:32 am »

I lolled
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