Ya know...
Sometime the News comments from yesteryear are too damn en pointe?
"God invented Corona and limes just to see drunk people use sharp knives."
Chat logs claim I said this Saturday night."
I mean, damn. Reinterpreted insights on that just don't bode well for civilization.
I can't even remember how long ago it was that I made that newspost. But it was apparently after a weekend of getting drunk and trying to cut limes for some more Corona.