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News: "God invented Corona and limes just to see drunk people use sharp knives."

Chat logs claim I said this Saturday night.
 
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« on: March 22, 2020, 11:23:15 am »

Ya know...
Sometime the News comments from yesteryear are too damn en pointe?

"God invented Corona and limes just to see drunk people use sharp knives."
Chat logs claim I said this Saturday night."

I mean, damn.  Reinterpreted insights on that just don't bode well for civilization.
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2020, 11:31:29 am »

Then there's always the favorite:
"Are we having a blast?  'Cause this is my HAVING A FUCKING BLAST face."
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2020, 09:57:20 am »

I am astounded at how Americans hoarded toilet paper. With utilities still running there was no need.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2020, 08:14:34 am »

Yeah, it was stupid-funny.
Unless your particular household is just happening to hit the "resupply needed" level...right when the panic starts.
Inconvenient.

I think the knee-jerk mindset was:
We're going to be locked in the house for 2 months.
OMG, we have no supplies...and our poor butts!
(Also, everyone forgets that we have running water and impulse buys water bottles.  WtF.)
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2020, 11:43:10 am »

Ya know...
Sometime the News comments from yesteryear are too damn en pointe?

"God invented Corona and limes just to see drunk people use sharp knives."
Chat logs claim I said this Saturday night."

I mean, damn.  Reinterpreted insights on that just don't bode well for civilization.

I can't even remember how long ago it was that I made that newspost.  But it was apparently after a weekend of getting drunk and trying to cut limes for some more Corona.  
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