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« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2009, 01:00:01 am » |
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I'm stuck on the Island of Truth. There's a door that says I have to tell it a lie to get through but it's impossible to lie while on the island. What the hell do I do?
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« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2009, 01:49:20 pm » |
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You have to go in the water, and capture a sea-turtle of gangrene...You cook him, and climb in his shell. The shell allows you to tell the door that you are happy to see it, even though you aren't and then the door will open.
however, as soon as the door opens, 73 pygmies of the Sea-Turtle clan come out and kill you for destroying their god.
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« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2009, 01:58:44 pm » |
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That's option A, but if you skin the sea turtle and put on all of its skin, and say you are human, the door will call you a liar and open for you, then you get taken by the pygmies for there yearly god feast, and they sacrifice themselves to you. That's when you use the PCP and throw it at them, and the rest of them go up into flames and you escape once and for all.
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All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
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Sammich!
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« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2009, 03:33:14 pm » |
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EPIC ANNOUNCEMENT!
They're making a sequel. Apparently it's gonna be called: "The Game: EMAG STRIKES BOCK" and it'll be an FPS sidescroller from a bird's-eye view. I think Gordon Freeman might make another cameo, or another camel, but it's only a rumor.
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Lambeth
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« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2009, 05:19:16 pm » |
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You misheard that, Gordon Frohman is the one making the appearance.
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Lambeth... You win.... The glory of all that is awesome.
The your mom joke is forgiven, Lambeth. That cake is glorious
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Sammich!
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« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2009, 07:18:48 pm » |
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Really!? EVEN BETTER. Omfg, I'm so pumped! I'm gonna build a parade this time.
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Major Cobalt
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« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2009, 08:21:59 pm » |
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I heard that if you use an N64 GameShark, you can unlock the Parade subquest in the Villa of Exploited Bikinis. But if you die, your system begins to smolder and a hole is ripped in the space-time continuum of love.
I don't know if anyone's tried it yet, but I don't think so.
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 12-2 AP: I dont watch baseball, but Cobalt has given me a reason to cheer for the braves anyway |
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« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2009, 10:27:30 pm » |
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they have and failed....because I still cannot find love  |
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Sammich!
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« Reply #53 on: September 23, 2009, 02:09:27 am » |
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I actually tried it and almost got raped by a bunch of sumo wrestlers. I think it's glitched or something...
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--Pappa Cricco--
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« Reply #54 on: September 23, 2009, 07:30:00 pm » |
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Yeah, you had to kill a lot of rabid teenage girls to get that.
Easily sorted by summoning Criccthulhu. It kills triple the amount in under a quarter of the time. |
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« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2009, 06:49:30 am » |
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The Game? Quite a good film, as thrillers go. What? What did I do this time?
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And I couldn't have done it without Fluke Labs! *thumbs up at camera*
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« Reply #56 on: September 25, 2009, 10:42:48 pm » |
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Oh god the DLC is so good. You see the level where they had you shoot people and cook at the same time? That was so fucking awesome.
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Lambeth... You win.... The glory of all that is awesome.
The your mom joke is forgiven, Lambeth. That cake is glorious
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« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2009, 09:56:48 am » |
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Oh god the DLC is so good. You see the level where they had you shoot people and cook at the same time? That was so fucking awesome.
Indeed. I made the duck a l'orange avec pullie et vino rose while firing the steam powered gatling gun... |
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« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2009, 10:16:16 am » |
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Loved the bit with the Mutant Ballet Dancers. They were just so cute!
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And I couldn't have done it without Fluke Labs! *thumbs up at camera*
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Major Cobalt
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« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2009, 06:50:49 pm » |
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I thought the same thing until I stepped on the wireless router and deactivated their connection to da intrawebz. They got really pissy after that,
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12-2 AP: I dont watch baseball, but Cobalt has given me a reason to cheer for the braves anyway |
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