Quote Thread

[Cheez]

Alex: Moral to the story, money can buy you toys, but not friends

Rich: Friends? Pah! Huscarls is another matter.

[Cassadar]

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[Synaster]

"It's super-squeaky bum time." -- 11th Doctor

[Opus Fluke]

GO on YouTube and look up the Comic Relief (charity) Dr Who Special in two parts "Space/Time". The whole thing is quotable. I mean the TARDIS winds up inside the TARDIS.
Doctor: Amy! Stop flirting with yourself!"

[Synaster]

LOL. Thank you, I will have to, and then show it to my sister, who is more of a fan of Doctor Who than I. ^_^

[Cheez]

That was fracing awesome.

[RiceGuard]

I Just Read The Comments on Rebecca Blacks Mv "Friday" The Word Fail, Abomination, Terrorist, And Flag Was Used Quite Often
-My Friend thoughts on Rebecca Black

[Cheez]

your mom's a base!!

No YOUR mom. And your dad's an acid. And you're a salt.

[Uselessinfoman]

“You know, with that book, it’s just— I sit down, and I read for two, three hours, and stuff happens in the book, but then when I’m done, I look at the book and I’m nowhere - and I read pretty fast, too. And it’s a little frustrating, because there are so many other things I want to do - I want to play my keyboard, I want to do tutorials, I want to read other books. On the other hand, it’s kinda nice, because usually you read a book and you finish it."

-My roommate Josh on The Fountainhead

[Fatman]

Finland's parliament elections are soon.
I was browsing the interwebs and found this:
"1.Forced labor to all.
2.East border to Ural.
3.Smaller Alcohol tax.
4.Moon from the sky."
-Political promises of Otto-Pelle Kusinen

[Cheez]

Person 1:
"No one in their right minds will ever Miss him, that's like missing Saddam."


Person 2:
"Yeah, you're right. It was pretty bad under Bush. Hundreds of thousands of minority Americans were gassed, political dissidents locked up and executed (about half a million in number). He even drug out members of his own party that weren't ideologically pure and had them shot while announcing it on the radio. And who could forget the time he took us into war with our neighbor, which killed 300,000 US troops and civilians. He even drove the economy so far into the ground that he started trading off US oil stocks for food with Russia.

It was a really rough time for America, Bush's 34 years of Dictatorship. It's a wonder we ever made it."

[Dodom]

"Chuck Norris can donate four litres of blood every day. How much can you give?"
- An actual blood drive poster I saw today.

[Cheez]

This entire article.

[TheLastOutlaw]

"God invented Corona and limes just to see drunk people use sharp knives."

Chat logs claim I said this Saturday night.

[Cheez]

...to continue, as a Brightonian resident, i do not want to be caught in a crossfire of antique duelling muskets, or worry that my hat my be shot orf by an automobile drive-by, which is the preferred method of tribal execution by those uncouth individuals in the North American colonies. Quit the proposterous yap before things escalate and we have vicious sectarian violence in our barbers, tobacconists and all good vendors of moustache wax.I do not deserve to be subjected to such vicious nonsense

From a YouTube video. Of hip hop about cricket.