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« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 05:10:51 pm »

Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.
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« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 05:50:22 pm »

Tanukiyasha said:
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Tuggernuts said:
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Hentai_Boy said:
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« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 08:12:04 pm »

tuggernuts? *dies laughing*
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« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 08:57:31 pm »

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« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2009, 09:49:09 pm »

Tanukiyasha said:
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Tuggernuts said:
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Hentai_Boy said:
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

XDDD Awesome.
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« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2009, 07:50:59 am »

"I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire."
"not just a vampire," I [Harry Dresden] said, "a cheesy vampire. Do you think they got the point?"
"I think," Michael said, "that you've just insulted everyone here."

From book three of the Dresden files.
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« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2009, 09:58:02 am »

'I'm not paranoid. I don't think the worlds out to get me. I'm just worried I might be wrong.'
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« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2009, 05:43:39 pm »

Gomer: I'm gonna be a fighting fool, you'll see.
Sergeant Carter: Well, you're halfway there.
--from Gomer Pyle, USMC ("The Feudin' Pyles")
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« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2009, 08:09:59 pm »

INCOMING TEXT WALL, it's a good one though.


br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes Smiley

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Sad

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Smiley

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me?Huh?Huh?Huh??>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what?Huh?

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.
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« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2009, 08:17:07 pm »

AHAHAHAHAH! XDDD

Wow. Justice has been served.
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« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2009, 08:30:13 pm »

I seriously cackled, that was sooo freaking hilarious. Smart, too.
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« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2009, 10:38:37 am »

More of the same!


VAC Support Staff: Good evening sir, I am afraid that we are going to have to put a hold on your account.
Dash: Oh, why is this?
VAC Support Staff: We do not take lightly to hacking in Team Fortress 2. Now, I can put a hold on this but I will need your account details.
Dash: Ah, but you see, herein lies your error. VAC is an automated process, it bans you a certain period of time after you have hacked (I believe this is so that you report back to hacking buddys that the hack is safe, allowing VAC to catch even more hackers.) It does not have a certain support staff that contact you in order to tell you that your account is going to be barred. Infact, VAC does not lock accounts at all, it just stops them from playing on VAC Secure servers.
Dash: Also, right at the top of the chat log there is a notice saying that "Valve will never ask me for my username and password." Did you honestly think I'd be stupid enough to ignore that?
Dash: Not to mention the confirmation dialogue box that appears when you enter your password into chat.
VAC Support Staff: You'd be suprised how many people do.
Dash: Most people are morons.
VAC Support Staff: Yes, and I make money off these morons.
Dash: How do you manage that?
VAC Support Staff: Well I normally sell the hacked accounts on Ebay, Craigslist or a similar website. Most people are to stupid to contact Steam Support and get their accounts back.
VAC Support Staff: Infact, I've never had a single complaint from the people I've sold the accounts to.
Dash: Sounds like a pretty good way of making money.
VAC Support Staff: Oh it is! Most accounts will have 10+ games on them, i generally charge $5 per game. Sometimes reducing costs depending on what offers are on right now. normally I make about $30-60 per account, not bad for a few minutes work.
Dash: And it doesn't get on your conscience at all?
VAC Support Staff: I tend to only scam people who are assholes.
Dash: Ice burn.
VAC Support Staff: Well, your name I just pulled from the Facepunch Steam group. Seeing as you have like 100 games, I could make a pretty penny from your account.
Dash: Pity you'll never get your hands on it then.
VAC Support Staff: oh, we'll see Dash. We will see.
Dash: Okay, now I'm scared. I must say I applaud your good grammar, most people who attempt to scam me type very poorly.
VAC Support Staff: It helps increase my chances of appearing legitimate.
Dash: So how do you find these assholes of yours?
VAC Support Staff: Well, I get reports from a lot of people who play VALVe games regularly. They'll tell me the names of some people who should really not be playing online games, people who ruin the experience for others.
Dash: That's very noble of you. A modern day Robin Hood.
VAC Support Staff: Nah, I don't wear a gay green suit.
Dash: Touché.
VAC Support Staff is now Offline.
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« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2009, 12:54:57 pm »

Stan Bobbins: We'll become the McDonalds of babies.
Jean Bobbins: [sarcastic] Great, we'll be known as McBaby.
--Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
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« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2009, 02:17:55 pm »

On discussing results of those personality quizzes (this was a dog one)
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Emily: -is a golden retriever- LET'S FROLIC TOGEZHER. -prances through a meadow-
Pauline: -is a husky and does not frolic- SRS DOG FACE.
Emily: Retrievers: play playplayplay
ParuHusky: нет. I r srs.
                Retrievers: .__. -goes back to frolicking-
Pauline: -noms clearly not srs MLE!Retriever- U NED 2 B MOAR SRS HRRRRRN
Emily: MLERetriever: -rollrollroll- -ignoreignore- -roll roll- -frolic-
         Man, if I was a dog...
Pauline: Man, I'd totally hump you if I was a dog.
Emily: I would hump you right back.
Pauline: Yay for mutual humping.
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« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2009, 03:35:54 pm »

[after running over and killing Tony]
Bob: Hey, what's the matter? You okay? Feeling bad, huh? It's cool, we just killed somebody. No big deal.
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