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« Reply #510 on: January 02, 2010, 02:53:33 am » |
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Miracle Whip is so bad that once I had the glory of Hellman's in my mouth, I vomited up all the Miracle Whip I have ever eaten in my life, the laws of thermodynamics be damned. |
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« Reply #511 on: January 03, 2010, 04:13:58 pm » |
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Too much MW2 plus Omegle results in this.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: m/f
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f
You: m
You: name?
Stranger: mmmmmmm, asl?
Stranger: elisha
You: Ramirez
Stranger: STAR
You: TEXAS
Stranger: WHERES THE REST OF YOUR UNIT?
You: WHISKEY HOTEL
Stranger: OKAY, WE'RE OSCAR MIKE MEN, RAMIEREZ TAKE POINT
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« Reply #512 on: January 03, 2010, 05:17:32 pm » |
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« Reply #513 on: January 04, 2010, 10:24:42 am » |
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Not mine, off another fourm.
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Sammich!
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« Reply #514 on: January 05, 2010, 04:15:10 pm » |
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My mom was sitting and watching Lost, during her lunch break:
Me: "Remember to go back into work."
Mom: "Oh, okay. I'm looking at the clock."
Me: "Or are you?"
Mom: *Laugh of denial*
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« Reply #515 on: January 05, 2010, 10:12:28 pm » |
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I am intensely chivalrous, and, if you date me, you are required to respond to my chivalry as a LADY. You are the GIRL. Chivalry is about you allowing me to HONOR the girl in you. This means you let ME walk on the street side of the sidewalk, and you let ME open all doors for you (including when you are exiting from my car). It means you let ME decide where I would like to take you (e.g. what restaurant, what concert, what hotel, etc.), and when I tell you where I would like to take you, you tell me your FEELINGS with the understanding that if I sense that you are uncomfortable or disappointed with my offer, then I will change it because my goal is to make you HAPPY. It means that when I offer you flowers and gifts, you accept them graciously.... you should have empty vases in your home. It means that you let ME pay for everything on our dates, even if you have a lot more money than I do. It means if we are at a restaurant and I am hungry and you are busy talking, that when our food finally arrives you realize that YOU must take the first bite, and by ignoring your food as you keep yacking away you are making me starve!  |
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« Reply #516 on: January 06, 2010, 12:26:11 am » |
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My girlfriend's response to seeing her face blocked by the time on my phone's wallpaper:
'CLOCK BLOCKED!'
Have I mentioned she's a keeper?
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« Reply #517 on: January 06, 2010, 02:57:36 am » |
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Hey, remember this? Well... Julep-fueled passion.  |
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« Reply #518 on: January 06, 2010, 11:40:49 am » |
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DDD:
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« Reply #519 on: January 06, 2010, 12:31:12 pm » |
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"Every time we get a yard ahead, Ryan moves the goal line to the other side of the field!"
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« Reply #520 on: January 06, 2010, 03:13:09 pm » |
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Female AIMer: Heya.
Male AIMer: Heya baby.
F: I
F: L
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F: V
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M: C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!
F: ....
F: Why do you always do that?
Actual AIM conversation.
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« Reply #521 on: January 08, 2010, 12:46:20 pm » |
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"I am I need of the company of more that 4 intelegent people in my life at one time."
Facebook statuses FTWL.
"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business, killing the former is a favor to the universe."
-Urdnot Wrex.
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« Reply #522 on: January 10, 2010, 10:00:29 am » |
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Wrex is awesome.
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« Reply #523 on: January 10, 2010, 05:53:51 pm » |
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"i did some awful things to this guy out in six
hit him so hard he got a moon
and still 700k metal, and 350k crystal debris field"
Something my friend sent to my brother. I have no idea what it means, but "hit him so hard he got a moon" makes me laugh.
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« Reply #524 on: January 10, 2010, 06:37:59 pm » |
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"In corrupt science, you twist and turn the evidence so it fits into your theory. In real science, you twist and turn your theory so it fits into the evidence"
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