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« Reply #810 on: May 05, 2010, 08:57:15 pm » |
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"They say I'm insane... Do YOU think I'm insane Alfred?"
"Not at all sir, why you're the very model of sanity... Oh, and I took the liberty of pressing your tights and putting away your exploding gas balls."
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« Reply #811 on: May 06, 2010, 08:24:43 pm » |
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Subbed version of Code Geass: LeLouch of the Rebellion At least the subbed version I'm watching:
Jeremiah Gottwald: IMA FIRING MY PEWPEWLAZORS
Snickered when I first saw it then double checked it and laughed out loud when I really saw what it said.
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« Reply #812 on: May 08, 2010, 09:16:42 pm » |
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Me
Stumbleupon just wanted to know my gender, then said "This will help us find the best websites for you!"
I feel sexually profiled.
Stephen
lol
now all you get are pictures of boobs and cars
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« Reply #813 on: May 09, 2010, 01:10:46 am » |
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"Always assume there is at least one more task to do. If you don't then there will be one"
-Me
It is my logic when working.
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Ive gained an all-new respect for BB this day. LET IT BE KNOWN!  [c |
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« Reply #814 on: May 13, 2010, 05:16:25 am » |
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"I love hygenic, well maintained toilets. And by that I mean I slipped in piss."
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I collect dicks from a mental ward with a blowtorch.
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« Reply #815 on: May 13, 2010, 12:28:59 pm » |
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"You can lick the Glomworm" *Aka Stacy nickname for her Clitoris*
-Passage from the Novel: The Haunted Vagina.
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« Reply #816 on: May 13, 2010, 02:40:02 pm » |
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*covers face*
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« Reply #817 on: May 13, 2010, 04:37:26 pm » |
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That's messed up.
"What's this thing you call breathing?"- My swim coach John
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« Reply #818 on: May 13, 2010, 04:41:12 pm » |
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"If you become the king then I'll carve your spleen out." -My best friend who tried to state how unlikely it was for me to become prom king. (during the same prom which I became king of.  ) |
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« Reply #819 on: May 14, 2010, 06:56:58 am » |
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"Your Wife is suffering from CCD"
"WTF is that?!"
"Cock Craving Disorder"
-Passage from the film Cop Out between Tracy Morgan and Sean William Scott
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« Reply #820 on: May 14, 2010, 12:15:09 pm » |
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I hated that movie...
"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~My Choir Teacher Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.
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« Reply #821 on: May 14, 2010, 02:10:32 pm » |
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"Dont take shit from fools, and you judge a person by whats in 'em, not how they look. And you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys son, 'cause theres way too many of the bad."-John Custer from Preacher |
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« Reply #822 on: May 15, 2010, 04:21:09 am » |
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Preacher fucking rules sir!
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« Reply #823 on: May 15, 2010, 10:42:32 pm » |
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I join meme nao!  Am I doing it right? nooo, you silly cheez! its supposed to be glasses, not glass!
Good point.  I fucking lawled. My buddy Jake, while we were all eating "TRIPLE BACONATORS!"-Man, this I think this thing is turning me into a T-rex. Me, while wiping some grease off of my burger- I feel like it's turning me into someone from Iowa. |
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #824 on: May 15, 2010, 11:27:23 pm » |
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"ANOINT MY PHALLUS WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN!"
Also friends attempt to guilt me:
Him: hey man what u up to
Me: nothing. gonna take it easy tonight
Him: really im at johnnys right now with a few people
Me:thats cool. if i didn't feel like garbage id probaly join you guys. but ifeel like garbage so i'm gonna have to pass
Him:k whatever but remember i still can feel like u do and still go for another night like we used to before
lol jackass
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