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« Reply #1410 on: July 29, 2011, 12:24:29 am » |
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"I came back this year with a wheelbarrow of furry smut, like I typically do at these things. I think it's because the furz0r think that it will be funny to ask me if I want some, and I unequivocally do, which generally leads to some awkward side-steppinf and floor-looking on their part. I want all pornography, all day. I never want to not have it. It may be that I’m outside the accepted diagram on this, but I find that kind of thing profoundly educational, and it is educational at a rate inversely proportional to its carnal appeal. I hope that I live to see alien pornography; I’ve held forth on the topic multiple times, and the thought of conscious molecules swapping electrons generates so much lust I have to bite down on a knuckle to vent it. I would link to the stuff I got,but I'd rather that people didn't fuck with him. If a Tiger-American wants to chase a fox around a football field with his dick out, it’s like, score. I wasn’t going for the sports pun especially, but if it improves the paragraph for you, it's yours."
---Jerry Holkins.
"It's Necronomiconsensual!"
---My friend
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« Reply #1411 on: July 29, 2011, 05:45:05 am » |
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It was for a shadowrun game, and the group we're planning on playing are predominately monster hunters. I was joking about taking the spells "Orgasm" and "Orgy".
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #1412 on: August 11, 2011, 03:13:40 am » |
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll complain, then set things on fire, demanding more free fish without having to work for it. Moral: dont give strange men free fish.
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY. |
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« Reply #1413 on: August 12, 2011, 03:26:04 pm » |
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that seems like exactly the same thing that happens/ed in greece...
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« Reply #1414 on: August 31, 2011, 05:00:24 am » |
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Bad cholesterol. Let me tell you about bad cholesterol. Our body makes testosterone out of it. No testosterone, no sex drive. No sex drive, no sex. No sex, no babies. No babies, EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING ABOUT BAD CHOLESTEROL!!!!!! |
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« Reply #1415 on: September 01, 2011, 11:51:07 am » |
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That was a bitch move, after I got a Mace of Protection and being partially covered in Bone Plates.
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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« Reply #1416 on: September 01, 2011, 12:16:58 pm » |
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A most admirable goal, and one that's even better than aiming to become El Presidente.
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« Reply #1417 on: September 09, 2011, 03:22:46 pm » |
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Teacher: (using a retroprojector to display documents; one page has a yellow smudge) So this is what the results shou- YELLOW THING!!! *poke poke rub rub* - should look like. *continues normally*
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« Reply #1418 on: September 24, 2011, 09:57:05 am » |
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"You see a mousetrap. I see free cheese and a fucking challenge."
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY. |
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« Reply #1419 on: October 05, 2011, 09:18:27 pm » |
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"If at first you don't succeed: give up, delegate, blame someone else."
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And I couldn't have done it without Fluke Labs! *thumbs up at camera*
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« Reply #1420 on: October 06, 2011, 12:11:31 pm » |
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Knockout Ned: Why didn't that fucker kill me?
*Shot to Lil' Ze*
Lil' Ze: Hold on. Why didn't I kill that fucker?
City of God, one hell of a movie.
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« Reply #1421 on: October 06, 2011, 03:33:32 pm » |
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Cosmology lecturer on tonight's edition of Horizon on the Standard Model of Cosmology:
"Ooh, I don't like dark energy and I hope it goes away soon."
Way to explain scientific opinion in a way the uninitiated can understand when it comes to dealing with conflicting theories about the continued expansion of the observable universe. She must be an epic lecturer. I mean it.
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And I couldn't have done it without Fluke Labs! *thumbs up at camera*
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« Reply #1422 on: October 09, 2011, 08:09:22 pm » |
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From the IGN Pro League Finals in Starcraft today, by the caster Apollo: "Those must be some American Marines, because they do not have health insurance!"
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« Reply #1423 on: October 09, 2011, 08:17:45 pm » |
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"Please acquiesce, Madam, to my most distinguished salutations." ^ Who talks like that??? When I talk politely, I don't talk like that. I don't hear anyone talking like that. Why is it the default greeting when writing a presentation letter? This sounds like the kind of things that only become normal on meth. (At least this ridiculous meme seems to be contained within the French language) I shall end this post on a gratuitous, loosely related pun:  |
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« Reply #1424 on: December 07, 2011, 04:59:58 pm » |
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"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others."
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Has a smile that is linked to Armageddon. In short, I hate you Fatman and I am going to kill you and replace you with me so I can live in a dorm as cheap as that. HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK? |
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