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« on: August 18, 2009, 09:03:57 am »

Another remake! People can't come up with anything original these days.

The whirr of a sentry has acquired my attention
And no one is near.
I shall take it down without a mention
My job is fear.

It touches the machine, and melds
Things are going to get fun.
Right on cue, someone yells:
SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY GUN!

The tapping of feet, as he runs down the hall
Prepares me for the fight.
He enters the room, unaware of his fall
I plunge the knife with all my might.

A heavy appears, and my fate is insured,
As I sit in the destroyed den,
I face the Russian, and speak one final word:
Gentlemen.
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 09:31:33 am »

Reeve (Caith Sit): “Vincent, we’re all concerned here. I’m the ‘friend trying to help you out’ sort of concerned. Cid is the ‘already offered to castrate you multiple times’ sort of concerned. I know she’s possessed by research papers from your old fling or however it goes.”

From here: Let's Play - Dirge of Cerebrus Made by the same guy who made the genius Resident Evil plays on the same site.

And yes, he hates the game. As if that wasn't obvious...
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 09:43:51 am »

"Touching Your Inner Child" -Happy Harry
"Putting the I Back in Team" -Happy Harry
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 10:18:35 am »

"Council incompetency is at the highest level since records were lost."

-From We Are Klang, the one funny bit in a show that was absolute and utter rubbish.
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 06:36:41 pm »

Rowlf the Dog: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
Kermit: But I can't.
Rowlf the Dog: Neither can I; that's my trouble.
--from The Muppet Movie
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 04:53:07 pm »

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.   

 - Emo Philips
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 11:20:20 pm »

When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son.  Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno.  Just to watch him die. - Johnny Cash
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 03:24:22 pm »

Don't be afraid
I'm really quite sweet
Unless of course it's you I plan to eat
Now enter the crypt
And feel free to explore
Inquiring minds I simply adore


Enough with the rhyming already
I'm hungry, let's eat

-Erin-Serai on DA
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 05:26:57 pm »

So...Urggzob is confused.
Sounds about right.
How so, Urggzob?
Well...Urggzob is HALF orc, but crushing FULL orcs is so easy. Would Urggzob crush even better if he was half half orc instead?
I'm not sure the fractions quite work that way.
Perhaps your orc heritage combined with your human ability to grow a beard has led to your success?
Hah, yes! Beards are the answer to all things that crushing is not the answer to!

For those of you who wondered, Urrgzob is an insanely overpowered half-orc barbarian from the Let's Play of Icewind Dale. Every line he comes with is comedy gold, and pretty mutch every line he says involves some version of "crush".
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 09:55:33 am »

"Personal spawn point, you say? Gotta get me one of those."
"Just wish for immortality from an asshole genie."
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 12:29:18 pm »

    Sam: You seem pretty cheery.
    Dean: Strippers, Sammy. Strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally!
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2009, 04:39:09 pm »

THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2009, 05:27:34 pm »

That sounds like a YouTube spam comment.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2009, 05:32:36 pm »

Me: Huh..in that picture you look like Steven.
Stu: What? How?
Me: I dunno, you just do. And in that one, you look like JT.
Stu:...That is JT.
Me: SHUT UP.
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2009, 06:10:46 pm »

Ha ha, you're trapped now, Spiderman! Trapped in this enormous bath!
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