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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2009, 07:50:17 pm » |
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Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight? Clubber Lang: My prediction? Interviewer: Yes, your prediction. [Clubber looks into camera] Clubber Lang: Pain!
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suntzu
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2009, 08:28:55 pm » |
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"It's in the Constitution; you have the right to bear arms or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you wanna do!" --Robin Williams ("A Night at the Met") [Inspired by that gun-toting nutcase at the Obama rally. Thanks, dude! :  ]
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 He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight
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Buddleia
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 09:06:12 am » |
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Oh, and some of the employees look like zombies, they could be confusing.
ILOL'D =D
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Drago Solaris
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 09:22:44 am » |
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Bne Rawr - XD says (3:46 PM): *im still hungry and this isnt helping Dominique says (3:48 PM): *Maybe we could suck on each other's arteries Bne Rawr - XD says (3:52 PM): *i like it when you talk dirty Dominique says (3:54 PM): *Oh yes baby, like my endothelium! Lick it hard!!! Bne Rawr - XD says (3:55 PM): *D= i feel so molested *in my brain Dominique says (3:56 PM): *Sorry *removes butt-plug from your ear*
Why Dodom? Why!
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Dr. McNinja
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2009, 09:24:35 am » |
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*facepalm* XD
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Ralion
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2009, 01:04:08 pm » |
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That sounds like a YouTube spam comment.
It's a parody of stuff like that.
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I think I may have to adopt you at some point.
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Dr. McNinja
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2009, 03:04:39 pm » |
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"I'd forgotten how humid New York is in August. I went into a sauna to dry off."
Stephen Fry on his Twitter.
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2009, 08:47:57 pm » |
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Duchess of Malfi: "I know death hath ten thousand several doors For men to take their exits..." -- "The Duchess of Malfi", Act IV, Scene 2
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Sammich!
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2009, 09:16:39 pm » |
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Friend 1: Kill the zombie cock! I mean...zombie cop! Friend 2: What did you just say? Friend 1: I didn't say anything! DX
Another occasion:
Friend 1: *Playing WoW* Go talk to the Butt Elf Trainer. :D I mean... Friend 2: You mean...Paladin Trainer? Friend 1: I didn't say anything! DX
She makes great sentences.
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LordSappington
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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2009, 12:21:17 am » |
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Me: Hey Dad, I heard they made a car in Japan that can run on spices. Dad: Wait, what do you mean? Me: I guess you just throw in pepper or something? I'm not sure. Dad: That's insane. Me: Well, you know what they say; Mussolini made the trains run on thyme. Dad: ... dammit. I love XCKD.
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Lambeth
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« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2009, 12:35:49 am » |
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Me: That show is sorta formulaic.(I'm talking about a little kids show) Mom: kinda like Law and Order? Me: Doesn't that tell you something about Law and Order Mom: Shut up
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Lambeth... You win.... The glory of all that is awesome.
The your mom joke is forgiven, Lambeth. That cake is glorious
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« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2009, 07:40:14 am » |
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Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates. --Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
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Cheez
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« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2009, 11:31:52 am » |
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The whole game's basis was a Tripped up Plumber, high on 'shooms, diving through sewers in a "magical kingdom"... >_>
Damn we were fed some funky shit as children.
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY.
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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2009, 11:38:17 am » |
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"Call of Poetry: Modernism Warfare"
I'd buy that game just for the title.
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« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2009, 07:27:48 pm » |
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!" --from RoboCop (original)
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