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« Reply #285 on: November 01, 2009, 02:17:14 pm »

Nice one, Cheez!
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« Reply #286 on: November 01, 2009, 03:18:05 pm »

"I KNOW MY SHIT ABOUT DUCT TAPE!!"

~the quotable me
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #287 on: November 01, 2009, 06:34:37 pm »

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Jesus is a zombie, and the Romans knew it; he was going to infect his followers through benevolent worship, so they hunted him down like an animal before he could do anything. The hell storm that came after that was a coincidence.

They failed to realize zombies can't die by simply being nailed to a cross and baked in the sun for days, thus they left zombie jesus in a cave to "die", but instead he came back for revenge.

On his way back to town, he met a velociraptor who was also banished by the Romans for its time paradoxical attributes. It too sought revenge, and they teamed up.
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« Reply #288 on: November 04, 2009, 06:02:44 am »

I lol'd, Cheez. XD

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"Fuck your teacher!  Beer is what made your mother attractive enough to get you here, you ungrateful little bitch!"
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« Reply #289 on: November 04, 2009, 04:12:19 pm »

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Every once in a while, a musician feels so passionate about a cause that he or she writes a song to raise money for said cause. Since these songs are written to raise money for charity, it makes it all the more pitiable when they turn out to be enormous piles of crap, such as USA For Africa's "We Are The World" or Artists Against Apartheid's "Sun City". But the worst charity-based song ever written is "Do They Know It's Christmas?", the hit single recorded by Band Aid. Whereas the previous examples were written in earnest, Bob Geldof's message is downright patronizing. Lyrics that inform us that "there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas" are intentionally corny, gleefully penned by a condescending British musician to dupe those he considers his intellectual inferiors into throwing money at his cause. Of course there won't be fucking snow in Africa this Christmas. If there was, it would be environmentally catastrophic; the plants and animals indigenous to Africa are ill-equipped to deal with freezing temperatures. Also, I serious fucking doubt that all those starving Ethiopian children have warm winter jackets. Not only that, but Geldof intentionally misleads the listener into believing Africa is a barren desert "where nothing ever grows" and "where the only river flowing is the bitter sting of tears", neither of which is particularly true. Geldof knew this, of course, but he figured that the average English-speaking adult living in 1984 didn't. He very well may have been correct, but that doesn't fucking excuse him for writing a melodramatic, intellectually dishonest song and getting a bunch of obnoxious British pop icons to sing on it. In fact, both Paul McCartney and George Michael sang on "Do They Know It's Christmas", along with Phil Collins, Sting, Boy George, Banarama, David Bowie, Duran Duran, U2 and a bunch of other people that no one remembers anymore. You know, if someone had blown the studio while they were recording that song, I don't think there's a single person whose death I would have mourned. Well, I'd definitely miss David Bowie because he kicks major fucking ass, except that he wasn't in the studio with everyone else; he was busy, so he mailed in his vocal tracks. Unfortunately, Sir McCartney did the same. Oh well, at least all those other people would be dead. Anyone have a time machine?
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« Reply #290 on: November 04, 2009, 05:27:41 pm »

Our teacher at another student: (name withheld) what are you doing?
Vice principal of the damned school who was just passing in the hallway outside, leans into the room: Your mom!
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« Reply #291 on: November 05, 2009, 02:30:36 pm »

No, you guys aren't CREEEEEEEPY.
Maybe McNinja
I'm waay creepier when drunk
A drunk McNinja is something one
should never experience, I reckon.
Well he's in ireland right?
OHOHOHO, and all Americans are grossly overweight, amirite?
No, i mean he's far away
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you're still fat Cheesy
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« Reply #292 on: November 05, 2009, 02:57:03 pm »

XD Hahah. I still say skinny is fail, unless it's natural.
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« Reply #293 on: November 05, 2009, 09:11:58 pm »

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« Reply #294 on: November 05, 2009, 10:08:04 pm »

I was totally there! Tongue
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« Reply #295 on: November 05, 2009, 11:02:12 pm »

That was a pretty funny progression of events, I'm gonna be on that plenty!
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« Reply #296 on: November 06, 2009, 11:54:55 am »

Gotta love Burt!
Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.
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« Reply #297 on: November 06, 2009, 02:04:58 pm »

Gotta love Burt!
Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.
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I love that scene, he's holding two desert eagles and the truck cab has nothing ejected shells in it while the rest of the truck is destroyed.
I own all the Tremors movies. First two were good, and that's it.
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« Reply #298 on: November 07, 2009, 05:54:15 pm »

MLE: I can see everythiiing -stern look-
[TZH] McNinja: what colour are my shoes then?
MLE: You're not wearing shoes?
[TZH] McNinja: LIIIIIES
[TZH] McNinja: they're blue!
MLE: .__. Blue?
[TZH] McNinja: blue suede shoes
MLE: XD
[TZH] McNinja: Uh huh-huh
[TZH] McNinja: Ooooh~
[TZH] McNinja: Yeeeeeaaah~
MLE: x3
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« Reply #299 on: November 07, 2009, 06:42:32 pm »

[TZH] McNinja: What would you do if I sang out of tune?
MLE: -stands up and walks out-
[TZH] McNinja: ;____;

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And also:
My mom: i miss you too. i don't like it that u r so far away!
My cousin: i know... that part is hard.
My mom: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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I love my mother XD;
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