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« Reply #330 on: November 15, 2009, 01:35:10 am »

"I would drag my dick through a mile of glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."

Youtube comment on some boring photo shoot thing that Ricky-oh linked me to.
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« Reply #331 on: November 15, 2009, 03:20:42 pm »

State your name, rank and intention."
"The Doctor. Doctor. Fun."

-From the latest Doctor Who.
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« Reply #332 on: November 15, 2009, 09:39:23 pm »

My girlfriend and I simultaneously: I'll meet you back here in a minute.
My girlfriend and I simultaneously: Woah!
My girlfriend and I simultaneously: Oh my god!
My girlfriend and I simultaneously: We need to get married!

Followed by uproarious laughter.
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« Reply #333 on: November 15, 2009, 10:26:33 pm »

Stranger: the impudence of some commoners nowadays...
You: Commoner?
You: How dare you?
You: I am lower middle class!
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« Reply #334 on: November 15, 2009, 11:39:52 pm »

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Went for a little hike today, passed by a 4-year old girl who proclaimed "Grandma, can I see your penis?"


This was before I smoked the weed.

Quote from a friend of mine
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« Reply #335 on: November 15, 2009, 11:44:15 pm »

Talking about Red Team Shenanigans:

MLE sappin' mah messenger! says:
 GIVE ME UR FLUIDS
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« Reply #336 on: November 15, 2009, 11:48:00 pm »

"I'm going to go complain to the manager" -my boyfriend
"Why?" -me
"because my mintos is too minty!" - my boyfriend.

The funniest thing about this is my boyfriend was asleep at the time, and sleep talking Tongue
I was still awake. I had to try so hard not to burst out laughing!
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« Reply #337 on: November 17, 2009, 08:35:06 pm »

"I refuse your empirical facts!", or how to instantly shut up any science student. Also the reason and final proof that I do not belong in a science debate and should not, at any point, venture near one.
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« Reply #338 on: November 17, 2009, 09:07:23 pm »

My girlfriend and I simultaneously: I'll meet you back here in a minute.
My girlfriend and I simultaneously: Woah!
My girlfriend and I simultaneously: Oh my god!
My girlfriend and I simultaneously: We need to get married!

Followed by uproarious laughter.
Adorable, yet sitcom-creepy.
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« Reply #339 on: November 17, 2009, 09:16:45 pm »

Yeah, That uproarious laughter? Wasn't us. Came from the audience.
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« Reply #340 on: November 17, 2009, 09:31:12 pm »

Knew it.
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« Reply #341 on: November 17, 2009, 10:56:50 pm »

me: Saaaaam, I'm boooored. Come here.
Sam: I can't.
me: Pleeeeaase.
Sam: Honey, I can't.
me: Pretty please...wif a cherry on top!
Sam: Look when you figure out transportation, then I can come there....
me: the cherry has magical transportation properties....

--Hours Later--
me: Saaaam, can you come here now?!
Sam: No Tina.
me: But I gave you my cherry!!!
Sam: .....
me: x.x ....


Ah That's What She Said Moments....

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« Reply #342 on: November 17, 2009, 11:28:57 pm »

X is not a full sentence.
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« Reply #343 on: November 18, 2009, 01:46:16 am »

Bruce Wayne: At first, I thought I was losing my mind. But then, I figured out someone tried to manipulate me.
Terry: How?
Bruce Wayne (with a sly smile): The voice in my head... It was calling me "Bruce".
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« Reply #344 on: November 18, 2009, 05:30:30 pm »

"Question: Someone asks you to volunteer as help at a mental institution. What do you do?"

My answer: "Go and get used to it. You'll be in there some day."

From a quiz on Facebook.
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