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« Reply #375 on: November 29, 2009, 05:39:24 am »

A ton of remorse has never made an ounce of difference.
-Anon of Ibid.
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« Reply #376 on: November 29, 2009, 05:43:50 am »

"Power is relative. Its cousin is Ego."
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« Reply #377 on: November 30, 2009, 05:22:21 pm »

Some things are worth dying for
And baby that ain't me
I'm sorry that you couldn't escape
This curse of me

Bonus points for who can say what this is from.
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« Reply #378 on: November 30, 2009, 07:28:41 pm »

I'll slap you so fucking hard it'll be like you kissed a freight train.
- Five Finger Death Punch.
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« Reply #379 on: November 30, 2009, 08:17:28 pm »

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#  And in fact have in the wild in at least one place (alerting whalers to whales in exchange for some choice bits of the carcasses)
# Which says something interesting, doesn't it? Thanks to their apparent affection for us, and us returning it, Orcas have no natural predators. None. Barring a sudden human interest in killing them for whatever reason, Orcas are the highest species on the food chain that doesn't have nuclear capability.
From TVTropes "Killer Bunny" page.

*Is not going swimming for a while.*

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The inventor of the lobotomy was given a Nobel Prize for it in 1949. Doctors claimed the "ice-pick-to-the- freaking-eye" method of lobotomy would be as quick and easy as a trip to the dentist. By 1960, parents were getting them for their moody teenage children.

This practice didn't hang around as long as some on our list, but still some 70,000 people were lobotomized before somebody figured out that driving a spike into the brain probably was not the answer to all of life's problems.
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« Reply #380 on: December 01, 2009, 11:37:12 am »

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Me: No, I've got some Monster in the fridge.
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« Reply #381 on: December 01, 2009, 06:13:02 pm »

Horror Theory coming to a close and the kids in my class (there's 12 of us) are wondering what to do:

Classmate 1: So yeah, after class on Wednesday, what're we doing?
Classmate 2: I'm gonna go ahead and say we're getting...what do the young kids say these days...crunk? We're getting crunk.
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« Reply #382 on: December 01, 2009, 09:04:05 pm »

Harold Crick: Miss Pascal, what you're describing is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?
Ana Pascal: You mean, am I a member of...
Harold Crick: An anarchist group, yes.
Ana Pascal: Anarchists have a group?
Harold Crick: I believe so, sure.
Ana Pascal: They assemble?
Harold Crick: I don't know.
Ana Pascal: Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?

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« Reply #383 on: December 01, 2009, 09:15:28 pm »

My friend(Chris): Mike hates everything. He says we're stupid because we play on an inferior video game console (XBOX 360). Oh, and he said that Street Fighter is as much as a sport as hockey and swimming because it's a competition of skill.

Me(Mark): okay, so he HAS to die
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« Reply #384 on: December 01, 2009, 09:16:43 pm »

Me: The Mormon church did donate money to anti-gay legislation.
Girl: No they didn't
Girl's Friend: You're ignorant.

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« Reply #385 on: December 01, 2009, 11:57:55 pm »

Intern(?): Hey, Klaus.  Why in your country do the cities Hamburg and Frankfurt have nothing to do with Hamburgers or Hot Dogs?
Janitor (Klaus): Why is your lake Titicaca not filled with boobs, and poop?
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« Reply #386 on: December 02, 2009, 04:12:35 pm »

Why would a werewolf fall in love with a baby?

A new version of Pedobear, I presume.
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« Reply #387 on: December 03, 2009, 12:29:42 pm »

"There's not much difference between furry porn and ordinary hentai if you exclude the fact that they have fur."
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« Reply #388 on: December 03, 2009, 12:39:36 pm »

@Cheez: *Sobs*

@McNinja: And tails, and animal-like heads. XD That won't stop me though.
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« Reply #389 on: December 03, 2009, 02:10:46 pm »

JRM says (8:21 PM):
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CHURCHILL
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CHURCHILL
CHURCHILL IN A HALF-SHELL, PRIME MINISTER POWER!
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