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« Reply #390 on: December 03, 2009, 02:40:01 pm »

JRM says (8:21 PM):
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CHURCHILL
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CHURCHILL
CHURCHILL IN A HALF-SHELL, PRIME MINISTER POWER!

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« Reply #391 on: December 04, 2009, 10:20:11 pm »

Some English Class

BELLA: ilu bb

EDWARD: So while we're on the subject of Romeo and Juliet where everyone can hear us, I've been contemplating suicide lately. You know, some ironic but thematically appropriate means involving characters you're just now hearing about for the first time, should the plot necessitate it. I'm thinking... death by sparkle at high noon.

BELLA: I SAID, ILU BB

SOME ENGLISH TEACHER: Mr. Cullen! Please recite a thematically appropriate passage for us, so that the fangirls in the audience can record it on their phones and play it on repeat every night before they go to sleep.

EDWARD: *sigh*

SOME ENGLISH TEACHER: A bit louder, Mr. Cullen! Some of them will want to use it as a ringtone.

From here.
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« Reply #392 on: December 04, 2009, 11:05:01 pm »

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Jade needs to get her ringed hands on [a control deck]. I've tried to combine a whole bunch of board games before, it turned into calvinball, the home edition. How would that not be an awesome inventory?
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« Reply #393 on: December 05, 2009, 12:00:14 am »

Hail that whole thing is hilarious!
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« Reply #394 on: December 05, 2009, 07:03:45 am »

Vaccine time!

Nurse: Are you right-handed?
Dodom: No.
N: Hmkay so you're right-handed.
D: No.
N: Well sit there please, I'll do the injection in your right arm.
D: That's my left.
N: Huh... That's to my right, so... huh... ?
D: *doesn't insist because the nurse looks confused enough already*
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« Reply #395 on: December 05, 2009, 07:06:39 am »

I...wouldn't visit that nurse ever again, Dodom. Did she poke you with the needle 40 times before actually making it into the vein? Cause I wouldn't doubt it. Oh man. XD
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« Reply #396 on: December 05, 2009, 11:28:52 am »

Nah, fortunately it's injected into muscle, that's an easier target. It hurt more than usual vaccines though, maybe she managed to do it wrong somehow :p
Meh, I wasn't too worried, bad spacial orientation doesn't mean one is automatically an incompetent.
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« Reply #397 on: December 05, 2009, 03:29:32 pm »

*Shudders* Usually I could care less about needles, but if the person seems even the least bit off I get nervous. XD
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« Reply #398 on: December 05, 2009, 10:34:23 pm »

The "Prestige" in 15 minutes:

ANGIER: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

BORDEN: Look, I'm really sorry...

[Clearly unwelcome, Borden starts to shuffle away.]

ANGIER: WOLVERINE COULD TOTALLY KICK BATMAN'S ASS.

BORDEN: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[And thus, a rivalry is born.]


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« Reply #399 on: December 05, 2009, 10:59:27 pm »

2012 in Fifteen Minutes

DR. INDIAN GUY: Solar flares! Physical reactions! FERAL NEUTRINOS!
DR. CHIWETEL EJIOFOR: No--it can't be! You can't mean--
DR. INDIAN GUY: YES. We are in--A DISASTER MOVIE. Look at these calculations!

(The Day After Tomorrow - teen romance) x (Independence Day - aliens) x (Deep Impact - Elijah Wood)
x (Earthquake + Dante's Peak + Poseidon) = Waterworld

DR. CHIWETEL EJIOFOR: The Poseidon Adventure, or the bad remake?
DR. INDIAN GUY: The bad one.
DR. CHIWETEL EJIOFOR: MY GOD.

Here's the rest.
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« Reply #400 on: December 08, 2009, 10:33:20 am »

    Bloodninja : Wanna cyber?
    MommyMelissa : Sure, you into vegetables?
    Bloodninja : What like gardening an shit?
    MommyMelissa : Yeah, something like that.
    Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
    Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes.
    (pause)
    MommyMelissa : is that it?
    Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch.
    Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce?
    MommyMelissa : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    (pause)
    Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
    Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
    MommyMelissa : Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
    Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
    Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
    MommyMelissa : ...
    Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love.
    MommyMelissa : What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
    Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
    MommyMelissa : whatever.

    Bloodninja : Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli13 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    Bloodninja : A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli13 : haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli13 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    Bloodninja : I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli13 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli13 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli13 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
    j_gurli13 : stop, cmon be serious.
    Bloodninja : It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    Bloodninja : I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli13 : thats it.
    Bloodninja : Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    Bloodninja : Fuck am I hard now.
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« Reply #401 on: December 08, 2009, 12:14:27 pm »

At least I'm not telling you not to swear :3


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*Some in joke about a dog goes here*

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"Faggot rapist", eh? ;3

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« Reply #402 on: December 08, 2009, 12:43:10 pm »

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Wait guys I'm on this.



Wow what the fuck am I doing.

I'm going to sleep.
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« Reply #403 on: December 08, 2009, 02:45:40 pm »

that's a really good start of a drawing...


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« Reply #404 on: December 08, 2009, 02:49:23 pm »

If you still aren't reading Homestuck, he drew a crack slash pairing of his own work.

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