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« Reply #405 on: December 08, 2009, 03:35:57 pm »

MLE sappin' mah messenger! says:
 http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/LicensedGear/EverythingElse/Serenity-Tee-244205.jsp
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 Is it going to anger me?
 It's going to anger me.
 It angered me.
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« Reply #406 on: December 08, 2009, 03:40:39 pm »

   
    Bloodninja : Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli13 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    Bloodninja : A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli13 : haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli13 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    Bloodninja : I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli13 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli13 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli13 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
    j_gurli13 : stop, cmon be serious.
    Bloodninja : It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    Bloodninja : I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli13 : thats it.
    Bloodninja : Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    Bloodninja : Fuck am I hard now.

Dude, not cool. You made me laugh out loud in class. I wil get you for this. I swear this.
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« Reply #407 on: December 08, 2009, 04:11:37 pm »

MLE sappin' mah messenger! says:
 http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/LicensedGear/EverythingElse/Serenity-Tee-244205.jsp
Read the description
 Ugh
Hailfax says:
 Is it going to anger me?
 It's going to anger me.
 It angered me.


Hardcore nerd raging right now.... With some possible crying in the corner as well.

@ SharpArcher: Bloodninja is a well known cybering troll, it's your own fault.
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« Reply #408 on: December 09, 2009, 12:56:48 pm »

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« Reply #409 on: December 09, 2009, 01:31:46 pm »

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
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« Reply #410 on: December 09, 2009, 02:21:45 pm »

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CG isn't that bad unless Jade is involved, who, for metanarrative reasons, he is forced to hate with the fury of a thousand suns.

Which is nice, and makes him not gimmicky like these new people. But it also means he's doing a terrible job as a troll....

THAT ISN'T METANARRATIVE. I ACTUALLY DO HATE JADE WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
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Suns do not have fury, as they are not emotive.  That aside, why does everyone assume the sun's merciless cascade of heat is synonymous with anger when it could just as easily be loving us too hard?

Maybe those thousand suns are just hot under the collar for us, eh?
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« Reply #411 on: December 09, 2009, 03:22:58 pm »

Your Viking Name is...
Koko the Orang-outan

Your Viking Personality: Koko smart! Koko click on button! Koko even type on typing-place! Koko still Orang-outan, though, and Vikings no let Orang-outan play. Maybe if Koko come back in next life as human, Koko can play Viking game.
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« Reply #412 on: December 10, 2009, 08:53:51 am »

(From an oblivion fanart on DA)
10/14/2007: Yay, over 200 favs! Long live Oblivion fanbase! Cheesy
09/01/2008: 700 favs. DUDE
12/20/2008: 900 favs. WHERE DO YOU COME FROM, YOU CRAZY PEOPLE
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« Reply #413 on: December 10, 2009, 11:23:13 am »

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I'm imagining a legendarily difficult combination of buttons to use Sepulchritude.

Also, it takes your life down to 1.

Exactly like that, only the piano is the entire universe.
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« Reply #414 on: December 11, 2009, 01:37:40 am »

In 1983, with their chart-topping songs and the grassroots support of their loyal fanbase, four young men from Galveston, Texas became the most popular band in America. That band was Love Supply, they sucked, and on a fateful day in 1983, their opening act, the Midnight Riders, beat them so bad onstage that we became instantly famous.
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« Reply #415 on: December 11, 2009, 08:43:14 am »

"shes 23 virgin,that my boy is what we cal a stage 5 clinnger if i have sexwith her she gonna be ultimate clinngy to me and i dont want that"

    -My cousin Bill.


I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm impressed. I'm not. I'm a little disgusted at both his attitude towards women and his atrocious spelling and grammar.
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« Reply #416 on: December 11, 2009, 11:46:43 am »

Your cousin sounds like a dick.

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I always fancied myself a blue wolf... That turns into a werewolf at night!

I don't JUST suck blood, you know... Wink
What you suck?

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oh dicks okay


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Basic question, would you trade your soul to be your fursona?  Question all furries should face, and depending on how you answer, I might be able to tell how vulnerable to getting trolled you are.

I wouldn't, since I don't believe souls exist anyways and it'd be a bitch to explain to people after they beat me for being a giant fucking walking animal, and since I genuinely don't actually have a fursona anyways, but lets say souls do exist, would you?
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Without the soul, a body cannot operate. The mind requires a soul to anchor it to the body, and thus be able to operate it, so even if I did trade my soul to become my fursona, it'd only be a corpse. I'd trade some of the energies that the soul generates, surely, but it'd be impossible to trade your soul for something. The closest thing possible to trading a soul is trading your alleigance, which is basically what the metaphor of selling your soul is.

In other words, I wouldn't, due to it being virtually impossible. Even if I could trade my alleigance, it'd all depend on whom my alleigance was traded to.

Besides, angel wings aren't necessarily a fursona anyway. That's all I want: angel wings that I can fly with.
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That. It'd freak the fuck out of whoever finds my body.
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Yes you would.

A giant red anthro goat dragon with 6 giant penis's dead in your house and your son missing mysteriously?

That wouldn't flip you right the fuck out? What drugs have you been taking sonny?

I would be skidding on the god damn floor if I saw that, the shit stains would be permanently infused with my carpet, hell, under it even and it'd be this giant brown stripe in the middle of no where on my floor.

[editline]03:21AM[/editline]

No, I'd crap my intestines out and die on the spot, blood spewing out of my asshole long after my death if I saw that.
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« Reply #417 on: December 11, 2009, 07:38:28 pm »

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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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« Reply #418 on: December 11, 2009, 10:29:37 pm »

Ted: You were like the worst student ever weren't you?
Barney: they told me I had AD...something. Can we have class outside!?

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« Reply #419 on: December 12, 2009, 12:33:58 am »

Cute girl: I like the white sticky stuff.(she was talking about glue)
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