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« Reply #705 on: March 22, 2010, 03:06:11 pm »

I have vodka, get over here :V
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I just get really horny when I drink. Yeah. Except for the first time. I had a bit too much and pulled an Edward Norton in Fight Club.

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« Reply #706 on: March 23, 2010, 01:55:28 pm »

Student: Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?
Kimura: CUZ I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND STUFF!

Love Azumanga Daioh...
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« Reply #707 on: March 23, 2010, 01:59:22 pm »

I second that. :3
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« Reply #708 on: March 23, 2010, 02:06:33 pm »

Grown women generally have bigger tits.

And are less likely to act like teenagers.
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« Reply #709 on: March 23, 2010, 03:40:44 pm »

Student: Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?
Kimura: CUZ I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND STUFF!

Love Azumanga Daioh...
I can't watch that show without falling asleep every 5 minutes; it's an alright show, but something about it just makes me sleepy.

Also, on topic:
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« Reply #710 on: March 23, 2010, 07:50:40 pm »

I'm the opposite, the show has me laughing quite often, especially that teacher and half the stuff Osaka says. It keeps my attention throughout each episode.

Ah man, that one has me chuckling. Can't remember her "logic" on why she choose that though.
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« Reply #711 on: March 24, 2010, 02:33:50 pm »

Go Team Sea Slug!

Go Banana !
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« Reply #712 on: March 25, 2010, 03:12:04 pm »

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« Reply #713 on: March 25, 2010, 05:03:36 pm »

That thing looks like Scrappy Doo.

Kill it.
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« Reply #714 on: March 25, 2010, 08:25:05 pm »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: imma guy
You: Hi. Me too.
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: how r u
You: Slighty tipsy but otherwise grand.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: im bored
You: Oh yeah. that too.
Stranger: lol im a a lil horny
You: Then go watch some porn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Reply #715 on: March 25, 2010, 10:52:28 pm »

"KJ, why are you always losing your top?"

"Well, you know, it was Mardi Gras recently."

No, I'm not giving you any context. Also, when I told my sister about that:

"He's really open about being gay, I mean, he mentioned it within a few minutes of me meeting him. Because it wasn't obvious already!"

"... No, 'You should date him.' is not an appropriate answer in this situation."
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« Reply #716 on: March 26, 2010, 10:17:23 pm »

Alex: I like how he bounces his fucking pecs xD
Lorinda: I bet you do
Alex: ._.;


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« Reply #717 on: March 27, 2010, 04:50:34 am »

"Pandas are the least racist animal. They are black, white, AND asian."

"Psychic powers don't exist."
"They do in my head."
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« Reply #718 on: March 28, 2010, 12:45:22 am »

Stephen: THE DOCTOR JUST KILLED ME?
Me: Which doctor?
Stephen: THE WITCH DOCTOR!
Me: Which doctor is the witch doctor?

Followed by several minutes of "Who's on first" jokes.

My friend Ryan (The one who was on Pills):
Did you guys I would just pop around the corner and taunt and then run back?

He started peeing in the bathtub and just said 'This is how you take a bath!'
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #719 on: March 28, 2010, 01:27:08 am »

Curtis: do ya know what duck butter is?
Me: I have no idea XD
Curtis: The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.
Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!
Curtis: have fun with that
*Long pause*
Me: |:C
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