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« Reply #765 on: April 17, 2010, 11:23:01 am »

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"I fart in your general direction!"

~Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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« Reply #766 on: April 17, 2010, 11:43:25 am »

and add the french accent to that:D
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« Reply #767 on: April 18, 2010, 03:14:27 am »

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17 F cali, u?
Stranger: arpit
Stranger: 19
Stranger: male
You: arpit?
Stranger: can i see u
Stranger: male
You: yeah
You: but I have a question first
Stranger: what are u doing alone
Stranger: ya
You: Fuckin... How do magnets work?
Stranger: same as male and female work
You: I don't understand.
Stranger: same ascock and pucy work
You: I don't even know what a pucy is.
Stranger: r u female
Stranger: sure
Stranger: u don't know pucy
You: Do you mean vagina?
Stranger: ya
You: Ohhh.
You: Penises and Vaginas have nothing to do with Magnets.
Stranger: its same work
Stranger: like magnest
You: Explain
Stranger: its have attraction power
Stranger: north and south pole
You: Okay
Stranger: r u got
Stranger: ?
You: No, because you're doing a terrible job explaining magnets.

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« Reply #768 on: April 18, 2010, 06:18:09 am »

Omegle is awesome.
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« Reply #769 on: April 18, 2010, 12:48:40 pm »

Hate filled rant is hate filled:

[13:39] Outlaw: oh man
[13:40] Outlaw: just when I think there are no more ways for me to be dissapointed AC/DC has sacrificed every shred of creative dignity ever thus becoming confirmed sell outs
[13:40] Outlaw: I mean when you see pre teen girls with AC/DC pink glitter tank tops you begin to suspect but now they're doing an Iron Man album to support the new movie?
[13:41] Outlaw: wtf is that?
[13:41] Outlaw: rock and roll is dead
[13:41] Outlaw: http://marvel.com/news/moviestories.11071.ac~slash~dc_powers_up_iron_man_2_soundtrack
[13:42] Outlaw: if my job wouldn't fire me I'd get a mohawk tonight and repierce my ear with a safety pin
[13:42] Outlaw: not that it would solve anything but I would feel like I had vented some anger
[13:43] Outlaw: get this "Music is an integral part of the Tony Stark and Iron Man experience"
[13:43] Outlaw: no
[13:43] Outlaw: its not
[13:44] Outlaw: a vital part of the iron man experience is he's a flying fucking robot suit that blows shit up and he was probably the only marvel hero ever to have a human flaw (alcohol abuse) which fools people into thinking he was deeper and better written
[13:45] Outlaw: can you imagine being the schill who had to write this page? How do you spin ultraconsumerism like this positively?
[13:46] Outlaw: I might be overreacting but i've had a lot of free floating anger this weekend and this is just epically stupid


FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #770 on: April 18, 2010, 02:06:18 pm »

whine whine whine xP
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« Reply #771 on: April 19, 2010, 12:58:42 am »

Reload:(verb)
1. Something you do after your target is dead.
 - The S&S munitions motto.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED!
You: Dude, it's not even worth my time, fucker will teleport before I can do anything
You: UNLESS I USE A QUICK BALL
You: YEAH
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: *1*
You: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
Stranger: *2*
Stranger: WILD ABRA BROKE FREE!
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT!
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
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« Reply #772 on: April 19, 2010, 12:58:41 pm »

Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move."

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« Reply #773 on: April 19, 2010, 01:54:15 pm »

... That was pretty epic.

"Nonsense! You only say it's impossible because it's never been done before!"

~The Princess Bride
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« Reply #774 on: April 19, 2010, 03:14:08 pm »

"Nonsense! You only say it's impossible because it's never been done before!"
~The Princess Bride

That is a pretty good rule to live life by. Well, in normal thoughts and not like im going to get hit by a truck and live sort of way. Use common sense.
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« Reply #775 on: April 19, 2010, 03:15:31 pm »

*swings in on a rope*
Plenty of people have been hit by trucks and survived!
*Swings out on that same rope*
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« Reply #776 on: April 19, 2010, 03:18:25 pm »

I know but those were accidents, nobody is going to wake up and have that be their goal.

My Friend: "So I'm going to Greece soon"
Me: "Oh yeah? Are the airports still closed?"
My Friend: "Doesn't matter we will all just take a train"
Me: "Good luck getting across the Atlantic on a train from Ontario retard."
My Friend: " FUUUUUU"

It was good times had by all.
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« Reply #777 on: April 19, 2010, 04:10:17 pm »

Wow man. I totally came into this thread thinking "Peter Steele is probably gonna be some fagass".
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« Reply #778 on: April 20, 2010, 07:57:12 am »

"You fight like old people fuck!"

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« Reply #779 on: April 20, 2010, 08:10:01 am »

hahahah i remember that!
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