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« Reply #780 on: April 21, 2010, 05:39:38 pm »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: im sorry Fabio. but your...not the father
You: D=
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: IM SORRY D:
You: Its bill isnt it!
You: *breaks down crying* Why?
Stranger: your best friend came on to me
Stranger: ;-;
You: I knew it was bill!
You: *grabs shotgun and goes too bills*
You have disconnected
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« Reply #781 on: April 22, 2010, 09:50:02 am »

I get these random MSN messages from people trying to get me to subscribe to webcam sites all the time.  The price I pay for having my contact info on public forums I guess.  I enjoy tormenting these people.  It's sad how they will stick to their scripts, my goal is to get them to either log off or block me.  So far I've achieved that goal twice.

[10:18] Conrad: hi
[10:18] Outlaw: hi
[10:19] Conrad: hi how are you today?
[10:19] Conrad: my name is kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
[10:19] Outlaw: ancient beyond the reckoning of all things
[10:19] Conrad: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
[10:20] Outlaw: so is Conrad your last name or are you a hemaphrodite?
[10:21] Conrad: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
[10:29] Outlaw: so what's the deal? You're like an internet telemarketer?
[10:29] Conrad: im still here
[10:29] Outlaw: do they like email you the script and get you to message random people?
[10:29] Conrad: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
[10:33] Outlaw: So you do realize that I can see your display is Conrad and not Kaylee right?
[10:33] Conrad: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
[10:34] Outlaw: haha
[10:34] Outlaw: your secret will be safe with me
[10:34] Conrad: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
[10:35] Outlaw: whatever man, better luck on your next target
[10:35] Conrad: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch
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« Reply #782 on: April 22, 2010, 10:08:14 am »

Haha.
The last time one of those messaged me, it told me Jenny (its "name") was the President of the United States and that a 98-year-old man with ED was "her type."

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« Reply #783 on: April 22, 2010, 10:23:44 am »

I got one of those from a... "Jeremy" I think? It freaked me the fuck out. Then again I was 12.
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« Reply #784 on: April 22, 2010, 03:06:27 pm »

I get these random MSN messages from people trying to get me to subscribe to webcam sites all the time.  The price I pay for having my contact info on public forums I guess.  I enjoy tormenting these people.  It's sad how they will stick to their scripts, my goal is to get them to either log off or block me.  So far I've achieved that goal twice.

Huh. I always thought those were bots.
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« Reply #785 on: April 22, 2010, 03:14:47 pm »

Not all of them  Tongue
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« Reply #786 on: April 23, 2010, 04:11:18 am »

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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #787 on: April 23, 2010, 04:30:50 am »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hullo
You: I am your mother
Stranger: No way, i thought my moher was out for dinner?
Stranger: Mum, get off your phone and socialise
You: I went to an internet cafe
Stranger: Yeah thought so
Stranger: Seriously mum, gorw up
You: The day people stop jerking off on chatroullette!
Stranger: Hahahaha
Stranger: Good call
You: Wait... you...
You: So that is why you are always late to dinner!
Stranger: me..?
Stranger: Because of Chartroullette? Yeah well, at least everything's out in the open now
Stranger: No more lies
You: Oh, you are just like your father!
You: Naughty child!
Stranger: Coming from someone who's out for dinner and decided to pop into an internet cafe to get her daily dose of Omegle
You: Oh you are so grounded!
Stranger: Good. I love being grounded
Stranger: Because then i disobey your grounding rules and I feel satisfied that I'm annoying you
You: You youth and your iphones and your Hd television and your black presidents and your chatroulletes and your 4chan and your internet pornography and your lazy fashion and your feminism and your prevention and your technology
Stranger: What's that got to do wih anything?
Stranger: Gosh mum, you're not even making sense
You: I knew I should have had that abortion! My child is such a fool!
Stranger: I wish I was adopted!! Then I wouldn't have to listen to a woman with no brains lecture me about my freaking youth
You: Such language!
You: You are getting a spanking when I come home!
Stranger: IF you ever get home, knowing you dad will have to go for a drive looking for you at 3 in the morning and will eventually find you in the cut with your dress pulled up to your waist
Stranger: in the gutter*
You: Thats it! No more candy for you young man!
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« Reply #788 on: April 23, 2010, 12:24:19 pm »

"What do you want goatboy?"
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« Reply #789 on: April 23, 2010, 01:53:43 pm »

"What do you want goatboy?"
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To not watch the Human Centipede - Humanity
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« Reply #790 on: April 25, 2010, 10:28:19 am »

"When God made Mankind, he was just kidding."
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« Reply #791 on: April 25, 2010, 02:11:23 pm »

Mr. Bidwell: There's a group of hippies in the parking lot again...
Saxton Hale: The scoundrels! What have they got their smelly ponytails in a twist about this time?
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« Reply #792 on: April 26, 2010, 02:16:35 am »

"Aww man this is just like team Fortress 2"- Ellis

I was looking in the DLC sound folders and found this one its for the badwater map I guess.
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« Reply #793 on: April 26, 2010, 06:42:19 am »

Colin Mockery from Whose Line is it Anyways:
"We'll return shortly to PBS' presentation of, Debbie the dislexic Ephelant"

or

"We'll return shortly to PBS' dislexic movie hour, Bitty Bitty Chang Chang"
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« Reply #794 on: April 26, 2010, 09:07:55 am »

"
An illustrated children's tale reminiscent of the works of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl, for both children and adults.

Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence. Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as... the faggiest vampire. "

-Product Description of Carlton Melick III (Children Book.) "The Faggiest Vampire.
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