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« Reply #825 on: May 15, 2010, 11:42:37 pm » |
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My friends and I are the same way. Even if you can't hang out, some trash talk wil take place.
-pick up phone-
Friend: Yo, what's up slut? Come hang out.
Me: Tomorrow man, I'm finishing finals work.
Friend: Okay man, keep being an asshole.
Me: You too.
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« Reply #826 on: May 16, 2010, 04:06:38 pm » |
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"The only thing manlier than drinking wine coolers is killing a lion with your teeth while strangling a bear."
My friend Jeremy loves malt beverages, especially Mike's Hard Lemonade, and our friend Christine's mom gives him shit for drinking "wine coolers." That was Jeremy's response.
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« Reply #827 on: May 16, 2010, 04:13:09 pm » |
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"Get over here you pussy! 'Tis only burning napalm."
-My friend... again...
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« Reply #828 on: May 16, 2010, 07:13:02 pm » |
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From MS Paint Adventures:
DAVESPRITE: dude our shit is SAFE
DAVE: so safe
DAVESPRITE: gonna sleep pretty sound tonight
DAVESPRITE: with that big fucking payload of safety you just got dropped on us
DAVESPRITE: gonna be all huggin my pillow and shit
DAVESPRITE: grinning like a goddamn bear full of honey
DAVE: safer than some flintstone vitamins in a bottle
DAVE: keep twisting junior all you get is clicks
DAVESPRITE: asshole thinks its candy
DAVESPRITE: doesnt even know he just stepped on a security rake and got a face full of fucking safety
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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« Reply #829 on: May 17, 2010, 03:51:17 am » |
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Violets are red
Roses are blue
Open up photoshop
And fuck with the hue
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I collect dicks from a mental ward with a blowtorch.
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Cheez
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« Reply #830 on: May 17, 2010, 10:18:34 am » |
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Volcanoes are a clear argument against intelligent design... what kind of moron designs a planet for his beloved creations and fills it with big explody fire mountains? D:
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« Reply #831 on: May 17, 2010, 05:02:05 pm » |
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A water god. Who'se favorite creations are actually sulfur-feeding extremophiles who live in abyssal volcanoes.
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Cheez
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« Reply #832 on: May 17, 2010, 05:44:22 pm » |
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This is true. While not the exact phrase I used, my answer was basically 'for the lulz'.
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« Reply #833 on: May 18, 2010, 01:32:38 pm » |
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Prevent CO2 emissions, breathe less.
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« Reply #834 on: May 19, 2010, 06:05:13 pm » |
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"Confession under torture is highly suspect."
"Well, torture of suspects is highly awesome."
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« Reply #835 on: May 21, 2010, 11:09:51 am » |
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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
-Kent Brockman
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« Reply #836 on: May 22, 2010, 05:00:19 pm » |
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FRICTION MAN sagt (00:23):
but srsly, she seems pretty cool and thinks I'm funny, thinking about asking her if she wants to go on a date or hang out or something
except I'm too much of a pussy :v
Cass' sagt (00:25):
can't help you there xP
Cass' sagt (00:26):
but hey... maybe being a pussy will help you... if she's a lesbian that might be attractive to her ;P
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:26):
:I
if she's a lesbian I need spy cameras
Cass' sagt (00:30):
not hard ti get those nowadays xD
installing them where you can see here though...
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:30):
and finding out where she lives and stuff :U
Cass' sagt (00:31):
time to prove how much of a ninja you are ;P
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:32):
pffft, if I were that good I'd just disguise magicks myself into a punk/goth girl and hit on her in a bar :U
Cass' sagt (00:32):
lol
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:34):
then lesbian double ended dildo humpings would ensue :v
Cass' sagt (00:35):
uh-huh.... you don't need to discribe your thoughts further
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:35):
I'm sure you can imagine boobie jiggles on your own :U
Cass' sagt (00:36):
yes
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:49):
My ISP needs to go eat a dick
Cass' sagt (00:49):
lol?
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:50):
I've been getting randomly disconnected all day
so choking on one would be fine too
Cass' sagt (00:51):
dicks as a problemsolver...
i usually use fire...
FRICTION MAN sagt (00:52):
the good thing about using dicks is that even if it doesn't work you can cheer yourself up :U
Cass' sagt (00:53):
looool
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« Reply #837 on: May 22, 2010, 05:06:53 pm » |
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"Maybe we shouldn't be using an automatic for Russian roulette, Andy"
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« Reply #838 on: May 24, 2010, 12:29:19 am » |
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"its the best gaver of all in the world ...with the online ITS THE BEST OF EVERY ALL GAME"
Some guy on the Red Dead Redemption facebook fan page. I think it should go on the case.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #839 on: May 25, 2010, 09:53:32 am » |
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"My balls and humanity's doom, how the hell are they related?"
- Bando of Elfen Lied
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