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« Reply #840 on: May 25, 2010, 10:16:55 am » |
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"He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure Awesomeness!!"
-Kung Fu Panda Intro
That is one of the most hilarious things I've seen dreamworks do.
"If I ever get old, strap me to a missile and shoot me at the communists."
-Wray(snowflakes webcomic)
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« Reply #841 on: May 25, 2010, 09:03:56 pm » |
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"Hello, Rent-A-Goon. Breaking stones and throwing bones since 2050, how can I help?"
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY. |
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« Reply #842 on: May 26, 2010, 01:23:14 am » |
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Dean: "Yeah Godzilla vs Mothra was my all time favorite Godzilla Movie... Better then the Original... He on the other hand like the remake."
Kid "Eck!"
-Quote from Supernatural.
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« Reply #843 on: May 26, 2010, 07:21:21 am » |
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In memorial of Towel Day"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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« Reply #844 on: May 26, 2010, 11:42:19 am » |
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"This is the police! Come out with your pants down!"
- Police Officer, Elfen Lied
I have no idea if that's an error in the translation or not, but it sure is funny.
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« Reply #845 on: May 26, 2010, 10:07:17 pm » |
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"At some point in your life, you're gonna have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question: "This business of... being such a fucking prick, what is it really getting me?" Huh?"
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« Reply #846 on: May 28, 2010, 12:32:32 am » |
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"DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF WHORE?! THIS ISN'T FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J, YOU IGNORANT BITCH."
Natalie Dee comics make me smile.
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« Reply #847 on: May 28, 2010, 11:11:11 pm » |
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My friend Ryan, on the death of Gary Coleman.
"What if he died from a unique kind of stroke and the doctor said 'Well, different strokes for different folks, I guess."
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« Reply #848 on: May 30, 2010, 04:43:04 am » |
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"See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave"
-Murderdolls - People hate me
At least 10 years ago, such lyrics would have caused some sort of outrage amongst American parents.
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« Reply #849 on: May 30, 2010, 05:00:05 am » |
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Not really, no, especially not from a shit band that's only popular because the drummer from Slipknot has something to do with it. Honestly, in America, it's pretty much the same as everywhere else (no matter what Fox News says). Some people are stupid and some people are not.
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« Reply #850 on: May 30, 2010, 05:05:32 am » |
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I'll pretend like I didn't hear you insult one of my favorite bands.
What I was talking about is pretty much conservative parents going crazy about the music.
I mean come on! People went crazy over the lyrics of Marylin Manson for fucks sake! When it comes to "gruesome lyrics" then Manson is overrated.
And no actually, Americas "crazy right winger" rate is pretty much sky high in comparison to most west-European countries.
Also: Slipknot is overrated. So I don't care if one of the members of murderdolls is a member of slipknot.
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« Reply #851 on: May 30, 2010, 05:15:29 am » |
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As a rule I hate bands that attempt to get fans by being "edgy" more than "talented". I mean come on! People went crazy over the lyrics of Marylin Manson for fucks sake! When it comes to "gruesome lyrics" then Manson is overrated.
Ever hear the term "Flavor of the week"? The hype around Marylin Manson exploded because the news attempted to link his lyrics to the Columbine Shooting, because that is what the news does. Actually, scratch all that, I forgot that Europeans have the best view of the American way of life in general, my bad. |
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« Reply #852 on: May 30, 2010, 05:24:28 am » |
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Yes, Sorry that America haven't exactly been very good at giving a respectable self-image in the recent decades.
Stuff like... Oh I dunno... being gay was illegal in several states all the way up to 2004(amongst other things) really doesn't help us respect America.
"I love America more than any other country in this world; and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually."
-James Baldwin
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« Reply #853 on: May 30, 2010, 05:30:01 am » |
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Yeah bro? I'm gonna need to bust out my notepad here. Get me done some LERNIN.
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« Reply #854 on: May 30, 2010, 10:51:30 am » |
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In general, people get their proverbial panties in a bunch over anything and everything that is popular, because it gives them the most attention. Harry Potter couldn't be any more innocent if he coddled 15 baby rabbits in every scene; These insane assholes disagree in the most insane wayOn topic: "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." -Mark Twain |
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