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« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2009, 08:13:04 pm »

Life's a Japanese game show. It's bizzare, unpredictable, and takes pleasure from your suffering.
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« Reply #61 on: September 01, 2009, 11:11:15 pm »

"Pffft, you know Indian reservations are just empty fields and billboard signs"

True story, yes. Except ours included a casino!

About Massena:
"Fuck you, Forks! We actually have an Indian res!"
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« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2009, 11:29:05 pm »

My dad and I found bags of candy for 10c at the store.

Me: I wonder why these are ten cents, anyways. They're probably all rock hard.
Dad: They're leftovers from the eighties.

They were worth the ten cents, too; you got barely any, and I found a band-aid in my Apple RIngs AFTER I ate all of them  Embarrassed
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« Reply #63 on: September 03, 2009, 11:03:58 am »

"Harble."

I'm driving my sister towards insanity by saying it A LOT!
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« Reply #64 on: September 03, 2009, 12:39:32 pm »

"I am a Buddhist, I suppose; and Buddhism is not a creed, it is a doubt."-
The Professor, "The Man Who Was Thursday" by G.K. Chesterton.
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« Reply #65 on: September 03, 2009, 05:07:01 pm »

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« Reply #66 on: September 03, 2009, 05:35:23 pm »

A horrific one worthy of banishment.
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« Reply #67 on: September 04, 2009, 07:14:18 pm »

"Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards
or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft."

From here
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« Reply #68 on: September 04, 2009, 10:02:44 pm »

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I do that for CDs.
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« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2009, 01:52:05 am »

From The Dresden Files.

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[...] There was a sound of impact, a raspy, dry scream, and the vampire went down hard.

It lay on the ground like a butterfly pinned to a card, arms and legs thrashing uselessly. Its chest and collarbone had been crushed.

By an entire frozen turkey. A twenty-pounder.

The plucked bird must have fallen from an airplane overhead, doubtlessly manipulated by the curse. By the time it got to the ground, the turkey had already reached its terminal velocity, and was still hard as a brick. The drumsticks poked up above the vampire's crushed chest, their ends wrapped in red tinfoil.

The vampire gasped and writhed a little more.

The timer popped out of the turkey.

Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of the quasi-immortal creatures of the night, that ain't something you see twice.

“For my next trick,” I panted into the startled silence, “anvils.”

And then the fight was on again.

-- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites.

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Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

-- Harry Dresden, Storm Front.

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“Screw up my life?” He stared a me for a second and then said, deadpan, “I’m a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs to pick up his lederhosen from the dry cleaners so that he can play in a one-man polka band at Oktoberfest tomorrow.” He pushed up his glasses with his forefinger, folded his arms, and said, “Do your worst.”

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The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.

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"You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer." - Harry Dresden, Turn Coat
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« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2009, 09:13:16 pm »

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
--Yogi Berra
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« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2009, 09:41:48 pm »

Ahh the Dresden Files are such great books.
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« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2009, 10:11:31 pm »

I shall be so brief that I am finished.
-Speech given by Salvador Dali.
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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2009, 10:45:26 pm »

From My Life is Average:
"Today, a kid in my chemistry class cut out the Batman emblem from a piece of paper and put it on my extremely strict teacher's projector. When our teacher turned it on to write notes it showed up like the Batman help signal. My teacher quickly said "Gotham city needs me!" and ran out of the classroom. MLIA"
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« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2009, 10:47:09 pm »

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