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« Reply #75 on: September 06, 2009, 12:17:12 am »

Upon counting my birthday money and realizing I have $90 cash

Dad: What will you do with your newfound wealth?
Me: Buy Ethiopia.
Dad: What'll you do with the rest of it?
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« Reply #76 on: September 06, 2009, 08:04:03 am »

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins, you can't imagine the smell.
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« Reply #77 on: September 06, 2009, 05:56:07 pm »

This one is a bit long, but--

You: You really shouldn't talk to strangers, you know.
Stranger: im a boig boy!
Stranger: im 16 i can do whatevah i want
You: BUT MOMMY LOVES YOU ;A; She's only worried about your safety.
Stranger: eh, i do drugs everyday!
You: I ride a unicorn everyday.
Stranger: i ate one
Stranger: with rainbow mustered on it
You: You ate Bale!? D8 Did the rainbow mustard at least sparkle?
Stranger: sparkled all the way down my throat! yummy!
You: Ah, okay. I can forgive you now C:
Stranger: u can have some if u want?1
You: -noms on unicorn-
Stranger: boo yeah!
Stranger: it was a trick! that wasnt unicorn but uranium!
You: DDDD8 I THOUGHT IT WAS OMNICRON?!
Stranger: i know!! i have tricked you, you fool!
You: I feel so ashamed! I knew I shouldn't have listened to that koala!
Stranger: im no koala!
Stranger: u are a koala!
You: Blasphemy! I won't listen to your lies -climbs up Eucalyptus tree-
Stranger: Good thing I am a lumberjack!
You: Nooo
Stranger: *tkaes out battle axe, hacks away*
Stranger: take this enviornment!
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: *takes out match* only I can start forest fires!
You: And only I can abduct you -shwangssss through UFO-
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: im afraid of aliens!
You: I win. -probes-
Stranger: =[
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« Reply #78 on: September 06, 2009, 07:54:35 pm »

From my TF2 server

Lemmiwinks:  I'm high right now guys, I don't know how well I'll do
 *I airshot him*
Me: Wow I just airshotted a stoned pyro, I'm so pro.
Someone: Ninja Rush has achieved "Sky High"
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« Reply #79 on: September 07, 2009, 04:06:29 pm »

 (Lox): Haha, when you said "Fairy tale" I imagined you sitting and reading the novelization of My Little Pony. Cheesy
(23:56:41) (Grammer): ...
(23:57:09) (Grammer): You do know that Fairy Tail is a manga with pretty damn awesome magic fighting (and girls), right?
(23:57:30) (Lox): I do now. Cheesy
(23:57:42) (Grammer): Just making sure...
(23:57:56) (Grammer): Because I'm totally into my little pony.
(00:00:22) (Lox): Hey, they ARE cute, for sure, those pesky little pink ponies. Cheesy
(00:01:00) (Grammer): I know. You glance at one, and then you get drawn back by those glittery, beady lil' eyes.
(00:01:06) (Grammer): It's scary.
(00:03:28) (Lox): Yeah. Cheesy
(00:03:42) (Lox): Hey, "The Pink Pony", that almost sounds like a supervillain. 8o
(00:03:58) (Grammer): Oh gods, poor guy!
(00:05:11) (Lox): Yeah. I can imagine Bond coming up with a badass comment before whacking him. Cheesy
(00:05:37) (Grammer): I CAN IMAGINE HIS COSTUME! ARRRRGH!
(00:06:15) (Lox): AHAHAHAHA. Cheesy
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« Reply #80 on: September 07, 2009, 09:58:16 pm »

"Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Aside from the weather, however, the day was as normal as a group of seals with wings riding about on unicycles, assuming that you lived someplace where that was very normal, until a mysterious - a word which here means 'arcane' - stranger came through the revolving door.

"The stranger was a woman, at least as tall as a small chair and probably as old as someone who attended nursery school many years ago. She was entirely dressed in articles of clothing, and had nothing on her feet except a pair of socks and two shoes. She cast a desperate glance around the lobby of the building, which was as empty as a beehive when all of the bees have been driven out of it, and thrust a packet of papers into my hands and began to speak in a voice that reminded me distinctly of her own."

(Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography)
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« Reply #81 on: September 07, 2009, 10:53:31 pm »

Friend: omg i just noticed something in zombiehunters
Me: Eh?
Me: Charlie is more awesome than he's ever been? lol
Friend: yes but if you look at the strip you notice one of the council guys looks like Louis
Friend: *current
Me: Hahah, he does in that picture XDDD
Me: He's pretty muscly though, it looks like: http://thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=197
Friend: so that is what happens when Louis has his pills....
Me: XDDD Hahah. GRABBIN' PILLS
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« Reply #82 on: September 08, 2009, 04:25:35 pm »

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And yes, I love spam mail and read all of it. Serisouly, I do.
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« Reply #83 on: September 08, 2009, 09:06:45 pm »

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
--Woody Allen
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« Reply #84 on: September 08, 2009, 09:55:03 pm »

"We are two guys from the future."
"Yeah, right. Now get the hell out of here!"
"Don't shoot! Is that a gun?"
That gave me pause; it was a flashlight. There were two of them. They both wore shimmery suits. The short one was kind of cute. The tall one did all the talking.
"Lady, we are serious guys from the future," he said. "This is not a hard-on."
"You mean a put-on," I said.

-"Two Guys From the Future," Terry Bisson
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« Reply #85 on: September 09, 2009, 03:41:21 pm »

"We're supposed to talk to meat."     
"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."     
"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"     
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."     
"I thought you just told me they used radio."     
"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other.
They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

- "They're Made Out of Meat" by Terry Bisson
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« Reply #86 on: September 09, 2009, 03:43:14 pm »

They talk by fapping their meat at each other.
This is what I read it as first time.
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« Reply #87 on: September 10, 2009, 02:36:32 am »

ok ok, I know this is a song, but the lyrics to the song, for me, are one of the most deeply sad/inspiring/true words I have heard, and so I thought it would be ok to post the link here.
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« Reply #88 on: September 10, 2009, 05:06:13 am »

ok ok, I know this is a song, but the lyrics to the song, for me, are one of the most deeply sad/inspiring/true words I have heard, and so I thought it would be ok to post the link here.
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« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2009, 05:08:29 am »

Thanks. I kept getting Skip-Screen error messages when trying to open it >.<

Nice song.
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