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« Reply #105 on: September 13, 2009, 07:50:51 pm »

Arthur?
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« Reply #106 on: September 13, 2009, 11:49:40 pm »

Sammie would have to be Barney, and Katie as a rebel with a RPG would be funny.
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« Reply #107 on: September 14, 2009, 08:27:48 am »

Wait, are we talking about HL1 or HL2?

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« Reply #108 on: September 14, 2009, 05:17:49 pm »

Dominique sagt (01:16):
 OMG my mind is dirty!
Dominique sagt (01:17):
 There was a button that said "click there" but I read it as "dicks everywhere"
Cass' sagt (01:18):
 xD
 hahahaha
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« Reply #109 on: September 14, 2009, 05:33:44 pm »

She's spent too much time at 420chan >.<

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would like to remind the audience that dragging insane, corrupt police officers who change into giant killer robots into an alleyway and shooting them a lot is very bad and no the Marvel way. And also still illegal in most states."

"No good can ever come off a robot in a bra."

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« Reply #110 on: September 14, 2009, 07:39:01 pm »

Mah friend's status: is re-watching the VMA's. When Megan Fox came on, my mom was like, "It looks like someone took a bite out of Megan Fox's skirt...I'm lookin' at you Kanye". My mom is amazing."

This is why her mom gets all the love :D
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« Reply #111 on: September 14, 2009, 09:46:32 pm »

The G8 has provoked numerous international incidents in the past. In 1994, then-Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama forced the leaders of San Marino and Monaco to run a "naked mile" behind the United Nations building. And in 2000, Russia's Vladimir Putin delighted his fellow world leaders by repeatedly asking the president of Chechnya, "Why are you bombing yourself? Why are you bombing yourself?" during a prolonged bombardment of the capital, Grozny.

-The Onion
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« Reply #112 on: September 15, 2009, 02:03:30 am »

Hey! SO HOW ARE WE DOING!
Field agents report 67% of the population already showing symptoms, sir.
And how is the Vaccine coming along?
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Oh, you kidder.  :{D
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« Reply #113 on: September 15, 2009, 05:47:14 am »

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$20 he's using integrated graphics.
~580 some people viewed this thread. Only 14 agreed with me.

So I need $20 from ~566 people.

$11320, please.
Not insulting the guy, his username is Neckbeard.
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« Reply #114 on: September 15, 2009, 02:12:17 pm »

My way has corset parties and dancing nuns.
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« Reply #115 on: September 15, 2009, 07:53:30 pm »

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Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw – a better throw – against one's destiny… what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

- Kain, Legacy of Kain: Defiance.

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Threat: Guards give up, meatbag. Assassin droids will hunt your whole family tree. Reconsider.

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Player Character: Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you...
HK-47: Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.
Player Character: What legal requirements do you mean?
HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.
Player Character: I don't think 'killee' is a word.
HK-47: Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!

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HK-47: Query: Can I kill him now, master? I'd like ever so much to break his neck. It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Player Character: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? I WILL BE BACK!

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My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples:

Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!"

Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"

Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage.

- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.

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You know what happens now, Jack? Well, he made mistakes... and he ended WITH HIS LIGHTS OUT!! YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!! COME ON, LET'S GET NUTS!!

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Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.

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It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

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Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.

- Joker, Batman (1989).

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There’s power in the night. There’s terror in the darkness. Despite all our accumulated history, learning, and experience, we remember. We remember times when we were too small to reach the light switch on the wall, and when the darkness itself was enough to make us cry out in fear. Get a good ways out from civilization-say, miles and miles away on a lightless lake-and the darkness is there, waiting. Twilight means more than just time to call the children in from playing outside. Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood. Night is when unseen beings with no regard for what our people have built and no place in what we have deemed the natural order look in at our world from outside, and think dark and alien thoughts. And sometimes, just sometimes, they do things.

- Harry Dresden, Turn Coat.
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« Reply #116 on: September 15, 2009, 10:45:44 pm »

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Long fingers were considered a sought after trait. Seeing has how this person is of, at least a somewhat, high social standing, she would be depicted as such.

Her fingers were the 'Dat Ass' of the time period.
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« Reply #117 on: September 15, 2009, 11:16:46 pm »

Just because I'm friendly to her doesn't mean I want to drive my ship into her port.

~misremembered quote from SWKOTOR 2

I got the gist of it though.
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« Reply #118 on: September 16, 2009, 01:46:17 am »

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'Love, just don't stare'
He used to say to me
every Sunday morning
The spider in the window
The angel in the pool
The old man takes the poison
Now the widow makes the rules

'So speak, I'm right here'
She used to say to me
not a word, not a word
Judas on the ceiling
the Devil in my bed
I guess Easter's never coming
So I'll just wait inside my head

Like a scream but sort of silent
living off my nightmares

Voices repeating me
'Feeling threatened?
We reflect your hopes and fears.'
Voices discussing me
'Others steal your thoughts
they're not confined
within your mind.'

Thought disorder
Dream control
Now they read my mind on the radio
But where was the Garden of Eden?

I feel elated
I feel depressed
Sex is death, Death is sex
Says it right here on my Crucifix

Like a scream but sort of silent
living off my nightmares

Voices protecting me
'Good behavior
brings the Savior
to his knees.'
Voices rejecting me
'Others steal your thoughts
they're not confined
to your own mind.'

"I don't wanna be here, 'cause of my
suffering, 'cause of my illness.
Only love is worth having, only
love is what matters, loving every
people on equal terms. "
"You've got to know who you're
dealin' with because, like a stranger,
a-heh, just might come in through
here with a gun... and then, what
would you do? (Heh.)"
"Everything is immaterial..."
"'n' you know that reality is immaterial."
"This is not reality..."

I'm kneeling on the floor
staring at the wall
like the spider in the window
I wish that I could speak
Is there fantasy in refuge?
God in politicians?
Should I turn on my religion?
These demons in my head tell me to

I'm lying here in bed
Swear my skin is inside out
Just another Sunday morning

Seen my diary on the newsstand
Seems we've lost the truth to quicksand
It's a shame no one is praying
'Cause these voices in my head
keep saying...

'Love, just don't stare.'
'Reveal the Word when you're
supposed to'
Withdrawn and introverted
Infectiously perverted
'Being laughed at and confused
keeps us pleasantly amused
enough to stay.'

Maybe I'm just Cassandra fleeting
Twentieth century Icon bleeding
Willing to risk Salvation
to escape from isolation

I'm witness to redemption
heard you speak but never listened
Can you rid me of my secrets?
Deliver us from Darkness?

Voices repeating me
'Feeling threatened?
We reflect your hopes and fears.'
Voices discussing me
Don't expect your own Messiah
This neverworld which you desire
is only in your mind.
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« Reply #119 on: September 16, 2009, 01:52:01 pm »

19:51 - [TZH] McNinja: sex is like explosives, friggin' awesome, but can permanently fuck your life up.
19:51 - MLE: XDD
19:51 - MLE: Awesome analogy
19:55 - [TZH] McNinja: yep, and the more you have the more careful you have to be too.

Sex advice from a expert on the subject =D
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