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« Reply #1290 on: December 22, 2010, 12:13:47 pm » |
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Why did my mom get me a squirrel shaver for christmas? - Fred.
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« Reply #1291 on: December 22, 2010, 05:13:01 pm » |
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For shaving squirrels?
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 Visit my Deviant Art page, home of Manic Depression: The Webcomic! http://thelastoutlaw.deviantart.comMask, stapler, Machete.. The Last Outlaw: Like Jason, only more awesome, bitch. |
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« Reply #1292 on: December 22, 2010, 11:38:33 pm » |
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10:36 PM - NODJKQR: i can see it now
10:36 PM - NODJKQR: crooked meat walls
10:36 PM - MANTABOLISM: OH GOD ME TOO
10:36 PM - NODJKQR: unpuffed puff pastry
10:36 PM - MANTABOLISM: YEAH
10:36 PM - NODJKQR: cheez wizz fucking EVERYWHERE
10:36 PM - MANTABOLISM: well get
10:37 PM - NODJKQR: OH GOD
10:37 PM - MANTABOLISM: well get rylie to do everything
10:37 PM - NODJKQR: EVERYWHEEEEERE
10:37 PM - NODJKQR: ITS IN MY BRAAAAAIN
10:37 PM - MANTABOLISM: AAHAHAHAHA
10:37 PM - NODJKQR: IM FULL OF CHEEZ WIZZ
10:37 PM - NODJKQR: what
10:37 PM - NODJKQR: IM FULL OF CHEEZE WIZZ
10:38 PM - NODJKQR: RADICAL WIZZECTOMY!
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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« Reply #1293 on: December 23, 2010, 07:41:04 pm » |
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friend -Ugh, this place is a total sausagefest tonight.
me -Yeah, they should just rename it "Bonehenge" and expect a completely different clientele.
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« Reply #1294 on: December 24, 2010, 09:21:19 am » |
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Like dogs? Vikings? Dragons? PLEASE SAY DRAGONS.
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« Reply #1295 on: December 25, 2010, 12:52:23 pm » |
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I got to come in to work today so that i could set up a TV for a woman who didn't feel like spending the day in one of her 6 rooms. Merry Christmas. Fuck white people. |
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #1296 on: December 25, 2010, 02:21:37 pm » |
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"Hey, here's my two weeks notice. It's two weeks and one day late, so my last day was technically yesterday. Sorry. Suck my dick."
-What I would have said if I were your brother
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« Reply #1297 on: December 25, 2010, 02:34:43 pm » |
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Nah, he loves the job, and thinks his boss is a really cool dude. He's only working today because his boss has Gout or got it or whatever and can't actually walk.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #1298 on: December 25, 2010, 04:22:59 pm » |
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"Girls cry with Naruto and a Man with One Piece!"
-Slayerx49
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Ive gained an all-new respect for BB this day. LET IT BE KNOWN!  [c |
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« Reply #1299 on: December 25, 2010, 09:36:29 pm » |
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I tend to dislike long conversation quotes because they're less funny to people who don't personnally know the participants and don't share the mood they happened in, but I think the world should know what Cass has to put up with when chatting with me: (12:14:07) Dominique: You're lucky to have a friend like me! Another girl could just go and confuse you or something! (12:14:44) Cass': ô.o (12:14:55) Cass': ......... (12:15:03) Cass': you are so beyond words sometimes  (12:16:03) Dominique: I make so much sense that words aren't really needed to understand? (12:20:41) Dominique: No? (12:20:59) Cass': no (12:21:05) Dominique: Damn, I tend to fucking hack at my enter key, it'll fall off someday! (12:21:32) Dominique: type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-type-HACK (12:22:04) Cass': lol (12:22:07) Cass': poor enter key (12:24:16) Dominique: Though maybe it likes to be the important one! The one who confirms that a sentence is worth saying, and the mightiest when calling up program functions! (12:24:34) Dominique: That enter key is the one that says: "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" (12:24:56) Dominique: Unlike that capslock key, who's only pretending. (12:25:54) Dominique: Anyway... it's ok to press it hard! It feels grandiose inside and would punch you too if it could, only because of its massive amount of testosterone! (12:26:46) Dominique: You have to take pregnant and breastfeeding women out of the room just to press it, that's just how manly it is. (12:28:20) Cass': lol (12:28:24) Cass': you are soooo crazy (12:28:43) Dominique: o_0< (12:29:12) Cass': is there an arrow stuck in your head? (12:30:33) Dominique: An arrow of crazy. You shot it there. With your ever so dirty mouth! (12:32:38) Cass': lol Oh and this followed the story of the king-magii superhero team splitting up after one of them fell in love with Boddicea and founded the Persian-Celtic empire of bare-chested men and bisexuality. It's all in the bible. |
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« Reply #1300 on: December 27, 2010, 05:17:27 pm » |
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Reader Question: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human, does that mean his "p*nis" can stretch, too?
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can stretch too.
Reader Question: Okay, there's something I need to ask you about, Odacchi. I was reading WANTED! (Odacchi's one-shot collection) today, and I was wondering, doesn't it seem like a bunch of your characters pick their noses a lot? (P.N. Pleasure)
Eiichiro Oda: Yeah, they do. Pick, pick, picky. So you wonder why... well, doesn't everyone pick their nose? The other mangakas just have their cameras pointed away when it happens. If you don't pick your nose... your boogers would collect up!! Oh dear... another dirty topic. Printing this kind of stuff makes all the female readers cringe. It'll happen again. But the guys laugh their asses off! Right?! Okay, next.
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Ive gained an all-new respect for BB this day. LET IT BE KNOWN! [c |
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« Reply #1301 on: December 28, 2010, 12:32:20 pm » |
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And the bitches would be purple after I got done with them.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #1302 on: December 28, 2010, 12:44:22 pm » |
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I only have two tantrums a year, both just happen to last six months I don't remember who said this, it was some famous actress who died of an overdose or somethng |
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Jared-[communism] only starts to break down in lager groups
Log!-Because they just get drunk and just will not put up with anyone's shit.
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« Reply #1303 on: December 28, 2010, 02:03:16 pm » |
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Thats like my little brother, he has tantrums, in his sleep, shopping, eating, the toilet, games, outside, inside, anywhere, everwhere, someplace, Russia.
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« Reply #1304 on: January 03, 2011, 12:39:24 am » |
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"To my Bat-Pole!"
"Oh, I'm a sidekick, short and lean, I'll be replace when I'm eighteen!"
-Ragdoll
I may be posting up some funny caps of Secret Six comics. The latest run is just too epic.
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