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« Reply #1305 on: January 04, 2011, 01:03:02 pm » |
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"You don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened."
-John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)
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I hate the taste of alcohol. The taste isn't the point. |
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Gromitooth
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« Reply #1306 on: January 04, 2011, 02:12:36 pm » |
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"Leon S. Kennedy. This is the guy they send when Snake is screwing around with those metal gears of his.
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Stan
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« Reply #1307 on: January 05, 2011, 06:47:01 pm » |
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DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
SOCIAMABLES
Keith says:
sociublurg?
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
what?
no
Keith says:
im confused
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
I WANT CRACKERS
BUT
FANCY CTRACKERS
Keith says:
SUCCESFUL CRACKERS
CRACKERS WITH AMBITION
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
CRACKERS THAT GOT A PAIR
THAT HAVE THE GALL TO SAY
"GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU AND YOUR AZAELEAS"
AND STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
AND THEN ASH THEY TALL THIS STORY TO THE SHOESHINE BOY (THAT WAS MOST DEFINATLEY SOME SNOT NOSED PUNK ON THE STREET HE MADE INTO A SHOESHINE BOY)
HELL BE KICKING HIM IN THE TEETH AS HE DOES SO
Keith says:
INDEED
THATS THE KIND OF CRACKER I CAN RESPECT
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Major Cobalt
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« Reply #1308 on: January 12, 2011, 06:18:55 pm » |
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Friend: Man this pudding taste like dick
Friend's girlfriend: And how would you know what dick tastes like?
Friend: Well I've kissed you before haven't I?
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fuck everything. literally, everything that exists. fuck it. AP: I dont watch baseball, but Cobalt has given me a reason to cheer for the braves anyway |
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Stan
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« Reply #1309 on: January 18, 2011, 09:16:35 pm » |
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Altay says:
I'm hungry...
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
go eat a dinosaur
Altay says:
Already did
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
whale?
Altay says:
Tried that
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
a bigger whale.
Altay says:
They get sticky
DOUBLE RAINBOW says:
k...
bigger whale sammich?
Altay says:
I SAID
IT GETS STICKY
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Log!
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« Reply #1310 on: January 18, 2011, 09:17:54 pm » |
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*Insert Joke about sperm whales*
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At least, that's what I think.
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Stan
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« Reply #1311 on: January 19, 2011, 12:18:40 am » |
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me: IM RUNNING AROUND EATING EVERTHING I KILL
Sent at 11:14 PM on Tuesday
Keith : WHAT ABOUT THE THINGS YOU INJURE?
me: ... Get out. |
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Gromitooth
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« Reply #1312 on: January 20, 2011, 01:45:20 pm » |
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Quote:
They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the thougher challenges/vikings/teenagers/children/bananas.
Stupid perverted dragon, typical when you share your mind with something that could border on the edge of insanity.
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Stan
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« Reply #1313 on: January 20, 2011, 09:55:19 pm » |
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me: DUDE
REMEMBER THE JETSONS
HIS CAR
TURNED INTO A FUCKING BREIFCASE
THAT SHIT HAPPENED
Keith: WHAT IF HIS WIFE STAYED IN THE CAR
OR HE OPENED HIS BRIEFCASE AT WORK
BAD SCENE MAN... yay paper planes
...hey
you're
i might be
a lil drun
kkkbut listen for a second.d
OKAy?
You're
a champion
among
whatever you are
canadians.
them.
An
one day
you;re gonna go fight the north Koreans, man
but DON'T KILL ANYBODY
you don't need that on your conscience ust shoot them in the knees
then they'll go home and commit suepdk
seepik
supikokkj
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they'll stab themselves with butter knvies outta shame
and then
YOU'LL SAVE THE WORLD. WAYTOUY GO HOME, YOURE DRUNK. |
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« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 03:30:44 am by Stan »
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Waytouy
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« Reply #1314 on: January 24, 2011, 03:33:42 am » |
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WAYTOUY GO HOME, YOURE DRUNK.
I'm not drunk. YOU'RE DRUNK. |
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The cuddly super-strong cyborg mercenary whose clothes never seem to stay on!
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ಠ.ಡ
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Stan
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« Reply #1315 on: January 24, 2011, 03:34:48 am » |
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YOURE BACK!  *HUGS LIKE MAD* QUICK GO MAKE AN INTRO POST BEFORE TLO STAPLES YOU IN THE BRAIN! Way: DO I HAVE TO INTRO POST?
D:
Stan: DO IT
DO IT NAAAAO
Way: I ALREADY DID WHEN THE FORUM RE-ALIVED
Stan: YOURE DRUNK ITLL BE FUNNY
Way: I'LL DRINK TILL THIS IS FUNNY.
IT'S ALREADY FUNNY?
Stan: mmhmm
Way: KEEP. DRINKING.
Stan: k
Way: Now, I think we have to accept that I have a serious problem.
I'M OUT OF BAILEY'S.
2:35am
Stan: yeah thats a problem alright |
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If you're gonna do that shit, do it about one of those ontario elections that always end in the cops chasing a rapist around a tim hortons or some shit.
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Gromitooth
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« Reply #1316 on: January 24, 2011, 02:24:21 pm » |
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The Redqueen - I've been a bad, bad girl.
Me - So if the world were to suddenly catch fire or implode, you're saying that red helmet would protect you?
Friend - Yep!
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Jetraymongoose
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« Reply #1317 on: January 24, 2011, 02:34:53 pm » |
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Me to DarkMilly on msn:
"I'm sure thats how you pick up chicks in the pokemon world. You go find the best mother fucking Mareep, make it look bitchin, then the women just fucking flock to you."
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All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
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sok
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« Reply #1318 on: January 24, 2011, 03:20:47 pm » |
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i'd go for butterfree + sleep powder.
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 btw, Are the wings on fire? |
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Jetraymongoose
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« Reply #1319 on: January 24, 2011, 03:24:58 pm » |
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I'd just use Gengar and Hypnosis.
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All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
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