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« Reply #120 on: September 16, 2009, 03:03:21 pm » |
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Pffft "Expert" XDDDD
How embarrassing, zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!
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:B Totally not Hailfax's sister -shifty eyes- I like Hailsis. That is what you will be called now.
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« Reply #121 on: September 16, 2009, 07:21:08 pm » |
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Take particular care with endings, for their colour will forever tinge your memory.
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We may fail alone, but that is better than dying with them, only to be forgotten. I for one, would rather suffer now, than leave this life without passion.
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« Reply #122 on: September 17, 2009, 04:22:28 pm » |
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"You were betrayed by so many puppies."
"Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
Jenny on her live stream
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« Reply #123 on: September 17, 2009, 08:34:57 pm » |
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Q1: My friend: "We're livin' life to the beat of Space Jam!"
Q2: Also my friend: "Wonder team, go!"
Q3:
Masam: *tells story of how he met Henry Winkler "aka Fonzie" and shook his hand*
Me: O.O don't wash your hand until I see you tomorrow.
Masam: Why wanna shake my hand first?
Me: ....ish.
Masam: ?
Me: Yay I'm gonna have The Fonzie inside of me via the transitive property!!
Masam: ....
Me: Love me.
Masam: I may actually love you more after that comment.
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« Reply #124 on: September 17, 2009, 10:08:12 pm » |
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Sam: Why are you so irritable today?
Me: You took the girl I like, tried to make it sound like not such a big deal, and I just jammed a goddamn motherfucking fish hook through my ear!
Sam: So, what, does this mean we can't be friends?
Me: YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND I HAVE TO GO; MY EAR IS BLEEDING
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« Reply #125 on: September 18, 2009, 01:18:59 pm » |
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"Orphan was critically struck in the groin for 235 damage"
Fallout 2 is awesome.
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Loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
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« Reply #126 on: September 18, 2009, 07:06:25 pm » |
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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« Reply #127 on: September 18, 2009, 07:10:35 pm » |
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Graham: Hey, MLE! Cool, you're back pockets are like celtic knots!
Me: Why are you looking at my back pockets?
Graham: Well, you were bending over.
Me: .... .___.
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:B Totally not Hailfax's sister -shifty eyes- I like Hailsis. That is what you will be called now.
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« Reply #128 on: September 18, 2009, 07:14:05 pm » |
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What's wrong MLE? If you were my age, and you bent over, I can admit I would probably look. But then again, I would do that with any attractive female. And still do to this day. (/creepout)
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« Reply #129 on: September 18, 2009, 07:16:28 pm » |
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Haha, it was just awkward at the time and how it was said. My friend felt so proud of himself.
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:B Totally not Hailfax's sister -shifty eyes- I like Hailsis. That is what you will be called now.
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« Reply #130 on: September 18, 2009, 09:25:49 pm » |
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Hey, at least he admits to checking out your arse.
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Cheez is fuckin hawt with teh boobehs. Cheez is also a raptor...pirate. A raptor pirate. Playing chess. WARNING- If you send me a PM with no subject, I WILL NOT REPLY. |
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« Reply #131 on: September 18, 2009, 09:37:42 pm » |
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I agree. And for the record, I will not do what RB says I usually do. Which is up the creep-o-meter  |
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« Reply #132 on: September 18, 2009, 09:40:39 pm » |
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Haha, true true. XDD But it's sort of one of those things where at times you'd rather not know, I guess? Haha, it's hard to explain.
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:B Totally not Hailfax's sister -shifty eyes- I like Hailsis. That is what you will be called now.
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« Reply #133 on: September 18, 2009, 09:47:11 pm » |
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Eh, fair enough. I tend to take random ogling and groping* as a compliment, but we're all different.
(*Yes, that has happened.)
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« Reply #134 on: September 19, 2009, 02:27:05 pm » |
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"You don't know more music than I do. *I'm* indie." -douchebag friend of my roomates.
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