The cat was watching your dream and wanted to have the final laugh.
I'm on this grassy hill and the sky is cloudy and dark. The grass is tall and wavy but flattened giving the ground a smoothed groove look. Everything appears in a lightish shade of blue and gray. Theres a nice cottage about 50m away that seems blury from where I'm sort of floating on the hill. A woman(About 20yrs old), dressed in old typical peasant clothing is struggling towards me. Her gaze is glued to something behind me and her mouth is agape in horror. The wind is beginning to pick up and her clothes are almost flapping wildly. She crumples to her knees and screams in horror and angst. Finally I materialise behind what the Woman is so scared of. All I can see is the left hip and gauntlet of a fearsome Knight in black armour who growls like some kind of demon. In his gauntlet he is holding a healthy tuft of hair of a severed head of a young boy. The woman begins to sob uncontrollably as the Knight growls again and begins to step forward, his black engraved longsword glinting in what little light there is.
Thats all I remember. I felt some feelings that this dream took place during or near the medieval era and that the young boy was the woman's son. I had this dream years ago but I still remember it as clearly and vividly as any other dream I've ever had.
That I can picture, and can picture the ending.
I remember most of it, but not all of it. but it was Homer and Marge talking about what Homer wanted on his burger. It was like one of the Man Vs. Food challenges, where the burger was filled with all kinds of meat and stacked high. Lisa then came with a slide show-esque educational thingamabob about why eating meat is bad and why the healthier stuff is good for you. Five or six pages in, Homer began to daydream, which was a mix of all sorts of food and LEGO ships in space. There were two Star Destroyers covered in jelly and one was already doomed, so we followed the other one and came to a huge floating castle made of LEGO, black, red and reminiscent of some of the older sets. As we approached, we passed a LEGO Borg cube and then I was flying towards the castle on a miniature castle. I eventually crash landed and then two more castles flew in, both landing one level apart, and a life bar representing each of the characters rapidly went down to zero.
"Tch, screw it." I said, so I took control of another one, cheating death, I assume, and started to explore. There was one guy who was always searching for something, another with a list and probably leeching off those who were on it and a few others out for blood. The next thing I knew, I was on a stairwell and the guy with the list said I was third, and he was following me around. The way he said it hit a cord in me, or annoyed me and I grabbed his feet and pushed him over the edge. I headed up the stairs and came to a wide room (Wooden planks about, kinda looked like a construction site), where a princess greeted me and said she needed my help, as I was the first to arrive. There were others there near the start of a hallway, but they seemed they weren't part of what was below. In a room to the side was boxes, storage I presumed.
Heading to the start of the hallway, I asked if I could challenge one of them, but if I could first see what I would be up against. So there was a fight and near the end, a guy who looked like Accelerator appeared and demanded to challenge them, but I said I was here first, so he got pissed. I checked the roster and saw I was only part of it for just over a year, while he was for 17 to 18 years (Around the early 90s). I saw enough of the fight and thought I could take them when he attacked me. A fight ensued and I came out the victor, smashing his face into some tile work, punching him a bit above the stomach and using a Jet Knee Smash to his face.
So I asked for the fight and the girl said yes. She came towards me at a rapid speed with a sword saying I was far too early to challenge her, I grinned and said, "Really...", with my hair covering my eyes (Or shadows, added drama/effect, something along those lines). I called out Rosalita and swung in-front of me, countering her slash with a shower of sparks.
I don't know the aftermath, but I was walking up some stairs again. Reaching the top, I said I came to challenge the title of Baron, and this scary delinquent guy came up just as another said that the paper I held was crap. The delinquent said it was part of the code and led me further in. Seemed that he was king, and a benevolent one at that. Past a four-way hallway and past some glass doors to keep the lower masses out was a vending machine, where he got a huge milk carton so another could carry two boxes of pop and another item easier. Turning back, I saw the diseased mongrel crowd around the glass doors and turned my back on them once more, as I was now part of the higher chaste.
Further on and we're outside. I wondered about school but he said there were so few students that it didn't matter. I went along with it and we came to a huge roller coaster I was afraid of it from a manga I read where the seats dropped and you had to hang for your life. But I remember riding it before, and said so as well, also mentioning that I just ate and barely made it last time. He understood the meaning, and unsure if we went on it but we came to a street corner. A few of my friends crossed over and we continued on. There was a group of people and an old lady on a telephone wire, balancing. A few of the other old ladies there shouted for her to come down. She slipped and fell with a thud, and I turned away right before she hit the ground. The old ladies blamed those around them and I could barely see where the old lady fell. We went through an underpass and saw a group of girls and a guy. Some of the others (It was now a huge group behind us, me and the king leading) whispered about the girls, which made me remember that the school was mainly delinquents. We passed them and through a gray hallway I noticed a girl with short red hair with streaks of black. She met my eyes for a moment and turned away. As I was going up a ramp into the school (Underground, I assume), I looked back and she had her back turned to me.
Inside I met my old science teacher who said pack up our stuff and head home. I asked what we would do about tests and what would happen to us, and the king gave the same answer, there being so few of us.
I know there was apart about a subway there and a part before Homer, Marge and Lisa, but can't remember much of those parts.
