What are you playing? Episode 2: Sequel Reloaded!

[HK-47]

If it had realistic damage modelling and environmental damage, it would be the best game ever as you ruin the storyline.

[Log!]

I'm playing Mass effect 2, and I'm really hoping they'll get rid of their shitty leveling system for 3.

"Yeah, you levelled up. What? No you can't upgrade your exciting powers, do that later. Shoot now! Go! Shoot them!"

[Gezkill]

Haven't you not played the demo yet log? Its been out for a while now.

[Log!]

I've got the demo, I'm just a little embarassed to admit that I've only played the multiplayer for any extended period of time.

[Yutrzenika]

The enemies are way overpowered in the multiplayer, I hate it.

[Log!]

That's the point, at least on any difficulty after Bronze. If you've got a shitty team, the game is insanely hard.

[TheLastOutlaw]

The standard XBox live team.

1.  The old man.  He used to be a top notch gamer but doesn't really have time anymore to stay current.  He'll jump into games "for fun" and may occasionally be an asset (he can grasp basic tactics) but may not have the finer points of the specific game down yet.  "Guys, how I do open doors?"

2.  The every game is Halo player.  Will charge directly at every enemy chucking grenades and wasting ammo with no thought for teamwork, strategy or self preservation.  Usually gets killed while teabagging corpses.

3.  The 13 year old potty mouth.  This kid has a vocabulary that would make a young Eddie Murphy blush.  Threatening to fuck your grandmother corpse?  Check.  Disparging your lineage back to the stone age?  Check.  Can play the game?  Well he's young yet, there's still hope.

4.  The warbling chatty bitch.  Cannot or will not shut off his mic.  Prepare to listen to every conversation he's having whether it's telling his room mate about "how high" he is right now or asking his mom to make him more pop tarts you will know his every secret before the game is over.  Bonus if sings along with his stereo thus making it impossible for any team communication to occur.

5.  The quarterback.  Of course you're losing, you're not listening to him.  So he'll yell at you louder.  

6.  The "seriously, I want to play this game without a bunch of fucktards ruining it for me."  A dying breed.

[Log!]

The standard XBox live team.

2.  The every game is Halo player.  Will charge directly at every enemy chucking grenades and wasting ammo with no thought for teamwork, strategy or self preservation.  Usually gets killed while teabagging corpses.

5.  The quarterback.  Of course you're losing, you're not listening to him.  So he'll yell at you louder.  

6.  The "seriously, I want to play this game without a bunch of fucktards ruining it for me."  A dying breed.

This is my group spread out among a few people. Minus the yelling.

[HK-47]

Beat the smug Goers in the finals for Blitzball. Whose smug now bitch? 

[Yutrzenika]

The standard XBox live team.

1.  The old man.  He used to be a top notch gamer but doesn't really have time anymore to stay current.  He'll jump into games "for fun" and may occasionally be an asset (he can grasp basic tactics) but may not have the finer points of the specific game down yet.  "Guys, how I do open doors?"

2.  The every game is Halo player.  Will charge directly at every enemy chucking grenades and wasting ammo with no thought for teamwork, strategy or self preservation.  Usually gets killed while teabagging corpses.

3.  The 13 year old potty mouth.  This kid has a vocabulary that would make a young Eddie Murphy blush.  Threatening to fuck your grandmother corpse?  Check.  Disparging your lineage back to the stone age?  Check.  Can play the game?  Well he's young yet, there's still hope.

4.  The warbling chatty bitch.  Cannot or will not shut off his mic.  Prepare to listen to every conversation he's having whether it's telling his room mate about "how high" he is right now or asking his mom to make him more pop tarts you will know his every secret before the game is over.  Bonus if sings along with his stereo thus making it impossible for any team communication to occur.

5.  The quarterback.  Of course you're losing, you're not listening to him.  So he'll yell at you louder. 

6.  The "seriously, I want to play this game without a bunch of fucktards ruining it for me."  A dying breed.

7. Your average MLG Colladooty Bro; see 1-5.

8. The people who genuinely don't care about winning or losing and just play for fun despite incapable teammates.

That's the point, at least on any difficulty after Bronze. If you've got a shitty team, the game is insanely hard.

Even on Bronze and with good players its hard, it takes half a mag to even lower their shields, yet they can drop you in just a handful of shots.

[Log!]

I didn't have the same experience with the multiplayer, I guess. I can run around on Bronze and reliably kill most enemies I see before they take me down. But, in my opinion, the multiplayer is hard, and it should be hard. I'm kind of sick of the dumbing down of games for players who don't want to take the time to actually have to learn to be good at them.

[--Pappa Cricco--]

True dat.

Pokemon blue on gbc. Just found it. Aww yeaah...

[Stan]

Ive been rockin gold on the OG GhettoBrick for the last two weeks.

[Log!]

Still Mass Effect 2.

1: Fuck everyone who's not a biotic. Why? Because when your happy ass finds a good upgrade, you go out, mine for ten minutes, get enough to get it. Me? All of my upgrades require the rarest element in the game. Fucking element zero.

2: I don't understand why people hate on Miranda, but say little to nothing about Ashley.

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Ashley in a nutshell: Hey there, I'm a giant fucking racist. Not a human? Welp, fuck 'em. They're all pretty much animals anyway. With a lot of work, you can potentially talk me into believing that they're capable of some kind of higher thought. Now come on over here and get all up in me.
Miranda in a nutshell: Hey, I take my job very seriously, and I the company I work for protects my little sister and me from our psychotic father. I'm a little cold and bitchy at first, but I open up pretty quickly. Eventually, you convince me to turn away from Cerberus, as they're still a terrorist human-centric organization.

3: I still don't get why people like Jack. "RAHHHHH GIANT BITCH RAGHHH!" "I see. Well, maybe try reading these documents that Cerberus has collected about you." "Thank you. RAGGGHHH WE SHOULD MURDER EVERYONE RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH LETS FUCK RAGGGHHH LOOK AT MY TITS RAAAAAGH."

Oh, Right. That's why people like Jack.

[Yutrzenika]

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Miranda is just bitchy fap fodder for the horny teens, possible closet racist, and thinks that the torture done to the kids like Jack in that facility was a just cause.

Saints Row The Third! Started a new game to get all my lost achievements back.