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Major Cobalt
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« Reply #795 on: November 22, 2009, 06:53:56 am »

AP: Driving to a church that's hella far away just so I can see some friends for a few hours.

AP #2: Going to Hardee's for breakfast. DEE-LISHUS
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fuck everything. literally, everything that exists. fuck it.
AP: I dont watch baseball, but Cobalt has given me a reason to cheer for the braves anyway
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« Reply #796 on: November 23, 2009, 07:30:13 pm »

AP: Homemade lasagna.
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« Reply #797 on: November 24, 2009, 07:38:42 pm »

AP: My sister's friend telling me that my Facebook rants make her laugh, and that I should have my own column in the newspaper.

The only problem with that is my town's newspaper is a bunch of idiotic, conservative fucks. We have an anonymous write-in thing called a Sound Off, and the only letters they print are ones praising the paper, and those claiming that the paper never publishes anything critical of itself. Because we can't see behind that facade...
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AP: I dont watch baseball, but Cobalt has given me a reason to cheer for the braves anyway
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« Reply #798 on: November 24, 2009, 09:44:09 pm »

AP: Fucking with underage kids trying to buy Modern Warfare 2.

'Can I get Modern Warfare 2?'
'How old are you?'
'Uh...uh....uh...18?'
'Got ID?'
'Nope...man, don't I look 18?'
'No, the braces, acne scarring, high-pitched voice, Naruto t-shirt and the fact that it took you 5 seconds to say you're 18 tipped me off. Sorry.'
'If I call my mom, is that OK.'
'Nope.'
'Aww, come on man, please?'
'Fine. That'll be $10,074.44.'
'WAT.'
'$10,000 fine for selling underage. You wanna pay it, then it's all yours.'
'Fine, I won't, you lost a sale.'
'No, I didn't, because you couldn't have bought it to begin with. That's like walking into a car dealership and getting mad that they won't sell you a car for $10 and a bus token.'
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« Reply #799 on: November 25, 2009, 05:52:41 am »

AP: Fucking with underage kids trying to buy Modern Warfare 2.

'Can I get Modern Warfare 2?'
'How old are you?'
'Uh...uh....uh...18?'
'Got ID?'
'Nope...man, don't I look 18?'
'No, the braces, acne scarring, high-pitched voice, Naruto t-shirt and the fact that it took you 5 seconds to say you're 18 tipped me off. Sorry.'
'If I call my mom, is that OK.'
'Nope.'
'Aww, come on man, please?'
'Fine. That'll be $10,074.44.'
'WAT.'
'$10,000 fine for selling underage. You wanna pay it, then it's all yours.'
'Fine, I won't, you lost a sale.'
'No, I didn't, because you couldn't have bought it to begin with. That's like walking into a car dealership and getting mad that they won't sell you a car for $10 and a bus token.'

This. For the same reason. XD
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« Reply #800 on: November 25, 2009, 05:23:37 pm »

AP: Samael - Being This song has saved my day, just on the pure merit of being awesome! I love Samael, it's excellent writing music. Even though I'm writing essays and not fiction right now. And if you ever want to see me headbang, put on that song. Real loud.
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« Reply #801 on: November 25, 2009, 09:39:41 pm »

AP: Coworker's douchebag boyfriend being banned from stepping foot at her work, and not being allowed to come to the Christmas party. I REALLY hated him because he has the maturity level of a 6th grader and threatened to 'beat me up.'

Let's make this a little more clear: I'm 6'1, 190 pounds. I'm constantly mistaken for a college student. This guy is about 5'5, maybe 130 pounds, and the only reason he looks as old as he does is because he has facial hair. He resembles a bird, and not an attractive bird.

That would not be a fight that would end well for him.

AP #2: Freaking my friend out. Today is her 18th birthday and I sent her a text message asking her if she would buy me some smokes and some Trojan Magnums. She TOTALLY thought I was serious until I sent her a message on Facebook saying I was joking.

Maybe now that she thinks I need Trojan Magnums I can... uhhh...
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« Reply #802 on: November 25, 2009, 11:30:10 pm »

AP: The chaos going on in the latest Homestuck fanart thread.

AP2:
@ Ralion. I'm loving Claire. A lot.

AP3:
Also Ralion, I admit that I am quite happy you showed me When They Cry. Damn awesome.
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« Reply #803 on: November 25, 2009, 11:51:04 pm »

AP: Beauty and the Beast. OMG.
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« Reply #804 on: November 26, 2009, 12:04:21 am »

AP: Beatles Rock Band Intro. Seriously. I love it. Like. A lot. I love the animation to it. I just really love it.

/ Nerdiness.
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« Reply #805 on: November 26, 2009, 03:51:46 am »

AP:

Winging things while looking smart in the process
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« Reply #806 on: November 26, 2009, 08:54:12 am »

AP: Beatles Rock Band Intro. Seriously. I love it. Like. A lot. I love the animation to it. I just really love it.

/ Nerdiness.


Agree'd. I remember watching it at E3, and I just got the game and I love it. LURVS IT!
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« Reply #807 on: November 26, 2009, 10:47:57 am »

AP: two e-mails (one from Amazon.co.uk and another from the vendor) that one brand spanking new Australian Bush Hat Kakadu Packer Leather Black XL is in the post and winging its way to my internetless flat. Once it arrives there may be photos. And if Her Ladyship dains to spend Hogswatch down here at my parents' with me then there may even be behatted festive photos of me 'n' her. You lucky people.
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« Reply #808 on: November 26, 2009, 11:08:55 am »

AP: My dad made fudge. Goddamn is it ever delicious.
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« Reply #809 on: November 26, 2009, 02:59:31 pm »

AP: The title for my new stuffandthings.
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