PPs: getting convinced while drunk that drinking a 6 pack of Sparks is a good idea.

getting a phone call 3 Sparks into the night and being told i have to work on a Saturday.

sobering up finally around 4am and realizing i have to drive 45mins to work at 5am
knowing that the only way to stay awake is to drink a triple expresso shot venti coffee from starbucks
paying $3.50 for a coffee
spilling coffee on my lap in my truck after i had it detailed and ruining my new shorts

spending 6 hours with my idiot co worker to finish a job that i could have done solo in 2 hours >

listening to a customer bitch about the fence i just built and wanting it altered in an impossible way
crashing off my caffeine/alcohol buzz around 10am and being convinced an Aderoll will help
being incredibly wore out and run down but unable to nap because the Aderoll has me all jacked up
suddenly realizing that all my flash/youtube sounds aren't working

listening to my dad rant and rave in my awesome mood about me not trying to find a career hard enough
holding my tongue around dad about the 15-20 rejection emails from companies
graduating college during a recession in a field that was booming when i started school
and lastly
chip dip accidentally made from CULTURED sour creme not normal sour creme

lol i hope my first post doesn't make me seem like a little whiny bastard