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« on: March 11, 2016, 02:46:51 am »

Howdy hyall 

I'm Nicholls from the hicks, this is my first time on a forum although I've been knocking round on this one for a while now. 
I've got a partner and a two year old boy who is a charming little scumbucket.
I'm a big fan of webcomics and I enjoy Jenny's work so I'm just hanging round until the action starts back up again.
Not really from the hicks anymore I live in Christchurch now but I did grow up on a farm and for kicks I go back home to milk cows and help out.
I'm a fan of what I describe as " fd-up" movies basically anything that leaves you with an emotional kick eg blurred, go, train spotting, deliverance, however I can't stand gore movies.

As for books I'm a massive terry Pritchett fan and I also quite like Stephen king short story's.
 Work is stress at the moment so that stays in its little 9 to 5 box except if I have to work late.

And that's me
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2016, 02:52:51 am »

Also I've almost died on two occasions one I rolled a quad bike and it landed on my head luckily the ground was soft and I managed to dig my way out And the other time I split my leg open to the femoral artery
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2016, 11:13:35 am »

I did not know they made rednecks outside of the US. I would have thought God got it out of His system with those of us He inflicted on Americans.

And yes, I am your friendly trailerhood high tech redneck... and damn proud of it until they get all stupid with the inbred, racist white boy shit. Then, not so much.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2016, 11:56:37 am »

You can make a red neck anywhere you just need the right conditions.
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2016, 10:58:16 pm »

You can make a red neck anywhere you just need the right conditions.

Right conditions, hell. I tell people I am a curse for the normals. That'll learn them.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 08:13:48 pm »

Hey, sorry the place is a bit dusty.

I think I own your skin and/or hair now.


Or something like that...

TLO will brain staple you at somepoint
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2016, 10:34:58 am »

I didn't even catch this thread, something is borked with the notification for new threads and occasionally I miss one.

Welcome aboard Lsn, enjoy your complimentary brain staple!  *Staples Lsn in the brain.*
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2016, 08:57:02 pm »

Welcome, LSN.
We have been waiting for you.
With undead parrots.
 He love you long time He love you long time He love you long time
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