Team Fortress 2

[MLE]

I saw that one coming a mile away -facepalm-

But yes, play C: But never evaaar trust anyone :C -has gotten backstabbed countless of times where I am the prime target even when surrounded by three heavies, and a bunch of soldiers-

[Yutrzenika]

I believe TF was originally a mod for Half Life's Multiplayer, like Counter Strike...
But yeah, my dad gave me his old, broken laptop, which would likely run TF2, the problem is fixing it...
I would really like to play TF2 again, I miss the "Bonk!", and the "Maggots!", and the "What kind of sick man send babies fight me!?". And of course I miss the "Mfffmmffuffmmf" from my favorite class, the Spy Checker.  

[Boomstick]

because I lurve you Teapot.  why must you reject me at every turn?

*turns*

[Flying Teapot]

I like Snipers best. So cool. I'll be a medic for now though, since I hear everyone sucks at medic. XD

[Yutrzenika]

That's good, there's never enough medics I find.
Always to many Snipers...

[Boomstick]

ok, so what do I need to do to get this game?  step by step please.

[MLE]

I'm the type of medic to give whoever I pass by a health boost. I tend to keep an eye on snipers though, if there isn't a pyro around. I can't ignore the cries of help ;A;

I hate people yelling at the medics when they think they're not doing their job, :C What do you think I'm doing? Playing in the water? I was on FIRE. You took the medkit. :C You're not in immediate danger. And most of the time, I'm the sole medic so I'm rushing around the field to heal everyone rushing off into battle and directly into rockets.

[Flying Teapot]

Poor medics! I'll help you! -dresses up as a medic and pulls out medigun- INTO THE FRAY!

[Boomstick]

Teapot "dressed as a medic"?   Hellooooooo NURSE!!

[Flying Teapot]

-throws bonesaw at Boomstick-

[Boomstick]

why are you throwing Randy Savage from Spiderman at me?

[Yutrzenika]

ok, so what do I need to do to get this game?  step by step please.

1. Get your wallet (Be Sure you have around 30 bucks in it, I know TF2 is somewhere around there, likely less)
2. Use whatever mode of transportation you see fit to use.
3. Use said transportation method to go to your local video game store
4. Grasp TF2 in your hands, stare at it a moment to absorb the epic aura it gives off
5. Slam that mother fucker down on the cashiers desk and say "I WANT TO BUY THE AMAZING GAME!" to which the cashier High-Fives you in Slow-Motion and says "FUCK YEAH!"
6. Pay him, or book it out of there without paying.
7. Go home, and install it on your computer.

[MLE]

Or you can download Steam
Purchase TF2 from there ($20)
Install.
And enjoy C:

http://store.steampowered.com/

[Boomstick]

hmmm...sounds a little fishy.  What if the cashier is a chick?  Is there groping and wanton secks?  or is it still just a high five in slow motion?

[Yutrzenika]

Yeah, I guess that works too...  :

Boomstick Ninja'd: Yes, if the cashier happens to be female she will likely want to have sexual intercourse with you due to the fact that you bought TF2.