In the year 20XX Hailfax went to Canada for a Semester abroad. There, she met Alex and the two of them decided to set out on a journey. A journey of epic proportions. Because that's what you do when you are in Canada.
This is their story.
THE ADVENTURES OF ALEX AND HAIL
One day Alex and Hail were lounging about. Hailfax was reading random facts and useless information on the computer when she came across a fact.
"OMG," exclaimed Hailfax. "There is a 27 minute version of Helter Skelter"
"I hear Paul McCartney has the only copy," responds Alex.
"TO PAUL MCCARTNEY'S HOUSE," hollered Hail
"YES!" bellowed Alex in response.
In quick unison, the two quickly packed their bags and stole a car. Not just any car.....THE FUCKING BATMOBILE! Hailfax put on goggles, leather pilot's hat, and a white scarf, while Alex threw on his traditional Canadian driving garb: a Hockey helmet and a red plaid vest.
Together, the two ventured toward Paul's home. But, they didn't know where to start. So, they pushed a random button on THE FUCKING BATMOBILE! and found themselves in Washington DC, Hail's neck of the woods.
"How'd we get 'ere eh?" Alex asked.
"Apparently," Hail stated. "THROUGH SCIENCE."
After a short drive around the city, they found themselves in front of the White House
"HOLY WAYNE GRETSKY IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE!" Alex exclaimed with excitement in his voice.
"I know!" Hail stated. "Come on, apparently, there's an entrance that’s unguarded."
Alex and Hail leapt from THE FUCKING BATMOBILE to the White House lawn.
The two made their way toward the back where it was completely unguarded. They crept up to the door and opened it slightly.
"Hey you're right, it is unguarded!" Alex whispered. "Come on let's go."
"The Oval Office should be somewhere." Hail responded.
The two intrepid adventures snuck through the White House corridors, ducking security cameras and Secret Service members. Finally they reached the Oval Office. They burst through the doors to see....
BARACK OBAMA sitting there... doing... nothing.
Alex turned to Hail. "What’s he doing?"
"I don't know." Hail said, "Obama, what're you doing!"
'Obama' turned and looked at the two.
"I am not Obama." He said. Suddenly he reached his hand up and UNZIPPED HIS FAAACCCCCCCCCCE.
Hail screamed, "HO MAH GAWD."
Alex and Hail stood there in shock.
It was...........
MLE!"Emily!" Hail shouted. "What the hell?! Where's the President."
"I'm sorry," she said. "I've been disguised as the president because he's been kidnapped!"
"Holy Maple Syrup FUCK! Who kidnapped the President?"Alex asked.
"I don't know," Emily stated. "All I know is that he's been kidnapped. By I don't know!"
"We have to look for him!" Hail stated,
"Yes!" Alex said, "This cannot be tolerated!"
"Also," Alex asked, "Why is there a Pikachu on your head?"
Hailfax hugged the Pikachu. "BECAUSE."
WILL MLEBAMA GO BACK TO WORK AT THE PRESIDENT?
WILL PIKACHU CAUSE THE DOWNFALL OF THE HUMAN RACE?
WILL HAIL AND ALEX GET TO PAUL MCCARTNEY'S HOUSE?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER OF
THE ADVENTURES OF ALEX AND HAIL
