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Author Topic: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.)  (Read 222319 times)
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« Reply #2220 on: March 17, 2012, 07:23:48 pm »

Today I learned that no matter what I do my wife is going to be a bitch so I need to just ignore her and stop trying to be nice to her.
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« Reply #2221 on: March 19, 2012, 01:34:57 pm »

TIL that I think I did go to the Musée de l’Abeille, and now I'm laughing at the coincidence of me putting it in the presentation and it's funny.
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« Reply #2222 on: March 19, 2012, 05:39:04 pm »

Today I learned the basics of lockpicking.  I made lockpicks and a torque wrench out of paper clips, but I still can't unlock the living room door with my new knowledge.  I think I need to start with a smaller task. 
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« Reply #2223 on: March 19, 2012, 05:47:38 pm »

Practice on handcuffs and padlocks, they're simpler.
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« Reply #2224 on: March 19, 2012, 08:29:55 pm »

Practice on locks and padlocks to people's prized possessions.
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« Reply #2225 on: March 19, 2012, 09:09:51 pm »

Practice on people.


With a gun.


Go rob people.
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« Reply #2226 on: March 19, 2012, 09:45:14 pm »

That actually trumps my idea of theft. With murder, there's no snitches. Just make sure to bring enough ammo and a getaway car. And my 10%.
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« Reply #2227 on: March 20, 2012, 07:21:45 am »

And my 50%. It would be smaller, but you're trying to do crime around here without asking first.
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« Reply #2228 on: March 21, 2012, 05:01:45 pm »

Today I learned that it is possible to accidentally a whole bank. Please don't tell the police.


Today I didn't exactly learn but pondered from previous information: glass has a crystalline structure no geologist would fail to classify as rock, and any fine glass equipment needs to be cleaned with cellulose-free wipes because its outer molecular layer is softer than cellulose and would wear out of shape, if said shape needs to be very precise. In other words, paper beats rock.
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« Reply #2229 on: March 27, 2012, 12:06:00 am »

Today I learned that having your wisdom teeth forcibly removed from your mouth sucks. A lot.
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« Reply #2230 on: March 27, 2012, 02:52:55 am »

wull yeah, its not like theyre just gona come quietly. theyre teeth for FSM's sake.
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« Reply #2231 on: March 27, 2012, 07:25:28 am »

TIL that after a few years, your broken R-Button can be fixed by the usual method.
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« Reply #2232 on: March 27, 2012, 12:25:50 pm »

The usual method... a big hammer?
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« Reply #2233 on: March 27, 2012, 02:27:19 pm »

...or hitting it really hard until it's so broken that it's "fixed?"

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« Reply #2234 on: March 27, 2012, 03:08:25 pm »

The usual method... a big hammer?

I don't have a hammer big enough to smack it around to teach it what's what. Had to use... alternative methods.
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