Today I learned that sometime this next weekend I'm going to go talk to an army recruiter about the possibility of enlisting.
Protip: talk to all the recruiters at the recruiting station before you sign on, if you even do. It's not so much getting a better deal as it is deciding who is the most personable. One of the Army recruiters where I live literally tried to enlist my friend while they were in the bathroom at my school.
This is my friend who has received an Air Force ROTC scholarship to Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. The recruiter was like, "You're that air force kid, right?"
Justin said, "Yes sir."
Recruiter said, "Yeah, you THINK you're gonna join the air force..."
Justin: "Actually I got an Air Force ROTC scholarship to Embry-Riddle."
Recruiter: "Oh, whatever. Well when that falls through, gimme a call." *walks out*
He's such an arrogant douchebag. I told him I'm going to Georgia State to major in education and he just kinda sneered and said, "I bet you'll be in my office by June."
Uhh, no, asshole. If I join the army, I sure as hell am not going to sign YOUR papers.
That's my rant.