Countries you've been in

[Jetraymongoose]

I've been in Canada
Somebody else: don't you live there?
Me: You shut your dirty mouth 

And I've been to England when I was a small boy, but I'm going back next year for the Olympics and relatives.

[Dr_Evil]

England (I live here), Scotland (I grew up there), Wales, Northern Ireland.

In Europe: France, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Cyprus, Turkey, Northern Cyprus, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Holland, Denmark, Ireland.

Outside Europe: Australia, USA, Thailand, Ecuador.

Also Monaco & Vatican City (if they count).

[BrainBlow]

Egypt is fun... except for all the annoying shop owners... sure, we meet some cool shop owners who we actually befriended. Thanks to them, we got a two days trip to Cairo. So... I got to go to the museum of Cairo, ride camels and go underside a pyramid.
Multiple life goals 

[Fiveofclubs]

The US, Ireland, England, France, Italy, Vatican City, San Marino, Mexico, and New Jersey.