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« Reply #120 on: January 22, 2011, 06:03:03 pm »

I would like to see how far this gets ou if a real apocalypse ever happens.
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« Reply #121 on: January 22, 2011, 06:52:16 pm »

Stop your whining. We're human and she wasn't it was either us or her. Harsh but it gets the message across that she wasn't a little girl anymore.

Yeah man? Making other survivors hate you is the best way to survive in ANY situation.
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« Reply #122 on: January 22, 2011, 06:54:46 pm »

I legit justhad a dream about killing zmobies, and i couldnt kill the little girl zombie. And she ended up eating me.
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« Reply #123 on: January 22, 2011, 06:57:01 pm »

Honestly, like, honestly honestly, I feel like I could eventually reach the point of "Zombies =/= people" , most likely before dying.
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« Reply #124 on: January 22, 2011, 06:58:52 pm »

Well her mother was freakin out and then there was an eyeball thing... and then i guess i got eaten.


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« Reply #125 on: January 22, 2011, 07:02:19 pm »

Yeah, I feel like it would be very hard to kill somebody. If I could with my group, I would run.
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« Reply #126 on: January 22, 2011, 07:40:01 pm »

Yeah man? Making other survivors hate you is the best way to survive in ANY situation.

They can hate all they want, so long as they go in an opposite direction and don't cause anything for any Undead to notice. Which ironically is the reason why I would travel alone. Too many people that would break down, you know go crazy and start shouting up a storm or tyring to kill other people, namely myself, or just causing a scene for the Zombies to notice.

I am NOT going to risk something like that. All for one and one for all I say.
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« Reply #127 on: January 22, 2011, 07:53:23 pm »

I am NOT going to risk something like that. All for one and one for all I say.

By saying "All for one and one for all", you are saying "Everyone will do anything they can for just one, and just one will do anything he can for everyone."

So I think you're trying to say "I want to be a hermit", which can work if you can actually live like that. A lot of people who openly talk about how much they hate everyone and want to live completely alone are the people who spend all day hanging out with people, or talk to people on the internet whenever they get the chance. But if you can REALLY stop all interaction with people, more power to you. Until you roll your ankle, or break your leg, or hurt your hand, or anything else that isn't really a big deal in a group but will fuck you to death if you're alone.
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« Reply #128 on: January 22, 2011, 08:03:00 pm »

By saying "All for one and one for all", you are saying "Everyone will do anything they can for just one, and just one will do anything he can for everyone."

So I think you're trying to say "I want to be a hermit", which can work if you can actually live like that. A lot of people who openly talk about how much they hate everyone and want to live completely alone are the people who spend all day hanging out with people, or talk to people on the internet whenever they get the chance. But if you can REALLY stop all interaction with people, more power to you. Until you roll your ankle, or break your leg, or hurt your hand, or anything else that isn't really a big deal in a group but will fuck you to death if you're alone.

Dude we're talking about a Survival Plan to the Zombie Apocalypse, not the real world. I'm not a people person but I'm not THAT much of a Hermit. Not even close.
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« Reply #129 on: January 22, 2011, 08:04:30 pm »

Right, but writing a survival plan about someone else is just no fun, dig?
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« Reply #130 on: January 22, 2011, 08:10:26 pm »

Right, but writing a survival plan about someone else is just no fun, dig?

Huh?? I was talking about me. That that's what I would do. It's not all that bad man, I'm not a scumbag to rob anyone or crap like that. If I had too though then I would stay with other Survivors but ONLY if I had too.
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« Reply #131 on: January 22, 2011, 08:13:40 pm »

Right. What i'm saying is, realistically, you'll probably have to to survive.
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« Reply #132 on: January 22, 2011, 08:29:24 pm »

Well yeah of course but I'm saying I'd rather take my chances alone than having some whiny people along and attracting Undead to us like Moths to Heat.

That, as cooky as it may sound, is my best chance at survival. Stay quiet, avoid unnecessary conflicts, save equipment and use it only when need be.

The only real way you could survive with other people around is taking shelter in an Army fortified Base or a heavily fortified building. Like a Hotel or a Bunker or something.
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« Reply #133 on: January 22, 2011, 09:24:59 pm »

Besides, people make a good food source when push comes to shove, and people will be more willing to let you eat them if they get to know you.
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« Reply #134 on: January 22, 2011, 09:54:09 pm »

Besides, people make a good food source when push comes to shove, and people will be more willing to let you eat them if they get to know you.

Hence. all for one and one for all. People are cowards in the end man and will do anything to save their own asses.
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