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« Reply #105 on: October 30, 2010, 03:06:37 am »

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Depends how fast the chaos starts. Did you realise that a lot of looters and clones of me would be running around from the stores, looting anything useful?
Plus the factor, how fast did you realise it would start? What if there is no announcement and suddenly a zombie is banging on your door?

The zombie will be screaming, (I LIKE CEREAL!)
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« Reply #106 on: October 30, 2010, 04:39:49 am »

Not like I don't already have that stuff around the house now, just forgot to list it. Also, I don't live in a heavily populated area, it's unlikely that the place would be swarmed very rapidly. In the event that it was, however, I'd hold up here for as long as needed, I have supplies to last and it isn't far from the door to the truck and from there to a loooong network of dirt roads.
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« Reply #107 on: October 31, 2010, 02:18:40 pm »

what if the zombies have superhuman strength and endurance?

What if the apocalypse is like infinite mode on the highest difficulty setting?
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« Reply #108 on: November 01, 2010, 05:43:00 am »

Then with all your might, you would fail.



Even following this procedure won't save you....
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« Reply #109 on: November 01, 2010, 06:34:33 am »

and if they vomit sharks?
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« Reply #110 on: November 01, 2010, 07:21:12 am »

Run. Just fucking run!
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« Reply #111 on: November 01, 2010, 11:15:23 am »



Ingenious Zombie Bastards....
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« Reply #112 on: November 01, 2010, 12:27:31 pm »

Wouldn't a zombie shark just be slower? Also, if I remember correctly, sharks' teeth fall out quite frequently, but they grow them back very quickly, so zombie shark would be mostly toothless after their first victim...

Zombie sharks = hilarious Slow Going...
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« Reply #113 on: November 01, 2010, 01:00:26 pm »

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« Reply #114 on: November 01, 2010, 01:04:46 pm »

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« Reply #115 on: December 02, 2010, 07:41:06 pm »

Well, I would head north west preferably. Get up into the mountains, find a place were you have to go above the frost line to get to. Hopefully a vally with a decent cave system ( make certain that any openings that can be accessed from below the perminant frost line are sealetd tight ) were you can obtain food. Pull together any people along the way. While it may be faster and easer to travil alone long term servival of the speaces requires a viable population to provide genetic diversity. It would be better to have such a settlement  set  up already. This particular plan has the benifit of being sound for nuclear and biological attacks. Not just being a decent bet when it comes to a  zombie outbreak as I tend to be of the theory that even walking dead are not likly to move very far when frozen. Though _Ice Zombies_ would make an interesting SciFi original.           
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« Reply #116 on: December 04, 2010, 12:36:39 pm »

Brainblow that is extremely funny reference to RE. Zombie Sharks....
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« Reply #117 on: January 22, 2011, 04:33:02 pm »

Basically in a nut shell: 1) Stay to high ground. 2) Keep plenty of supplies and use ONLY when necessary. 3) Enjoy blowing Zombies back into hell.

There you go Grin
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« Reply #118 on: January 22, 2011, 05:06:38 pm »

Heres a scenario.

Theres a little girl zombie charging towards you.
Naturally you dispose of the threat.
NOW.

A little girl is dead. What do you say to her mother.
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« Reply #119 on: January 22, 2011, 05:48:51 pm »

Heres a scenario.

Theres a little girl zombie charging towards you.
Naturally you dispose of the threat.
NOW.

A little girl is dead. What do you say to her mother.

Stop your whining. We're human and she wasn't it was either us or her. Harsh but it gets the message across that she wasn't a little girl anymore.
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