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« Reply #165 on: January 23, 2011, 05:41:58 pm »

It's certainly not over.

You can choose to act like a complete dick to others and then I can choose to act like an Admin and ban you from the forum.  I don't mind people joining the forum and rapidly inflating their post count by saying something in every thread they can click on, it's pretty much a given.  But if you can't stay on topic and if you can't reign in your temper and hostility towards others, that's where the problems begin.  Consider this your first formal warning.

So it's not over even when I've already shut my mouth to arguing?
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« Reply #166 on: January 23, 2011, 05:50:51 pm »

its not about arguing, anyone can do that "legally" its about being a dick.
its illegal here.
you. cannot. be. a. dick. here.
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« Reply #167 on: January 23, 2011, 05:53:54 pm »

its not about arguing, anyone can do that "legally" its about being a dick.
its illegal here.
you. cannot. be. a. dick. here.

I know that's what I meant. I know I was one yesterday and that's why I'm keeping my mouth closed should something start to happen.

Anyways I guess I might be changing my Zombie Plan a bit.
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« Reply #168 on: January 23, 2011, 05:54:13 pm »

It's more about hating internet tough guys.

We're dicks all the time.
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At least, that's what I think.
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« Reply #169 on: January 23, 2011, 05:55:02 pm »

by dick, i meant douche bag. internet douche bag.
dont hit me!
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« Reply #170 on: January 23, 2011, 06:17:18 pm »

by dick, i meant douche bag. internet douche bag.
dont hit me!

Dude relax I get what you mean. Smiley

Okay so maybe I'll be willing to help some survivors just so long as their aren't any kids in the group.
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« Reply #171 on: January 23, 2011, 09:42:15 pm »

dude, i have a feeling any kids left alive would be like the kids from little lamplight.
Pretty much saying, theyre as sharp and hardened as you are, if not more.

The way i see it, Every adult-child relationship will end in one of them being a zombie. Flip a coin to see who. Then flip another to see if that zombie ends up eating the other person. (there IS of course the instance that they both become infected, but thats too complicated.)

ANYWAY.

Adult gets infected.
Child kills adultzombie.

Child is on their own, and they stumble out into the developed wasteland, and they fend for themselves, theyd learn to stop taking peoples shit lightning fast.
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« Reply #172 on: January 23, 2011, 09:45:50 pm »

dude, i have a feeling any kids left alive would be like the kids from little lamplight.
Pretty much saying, theyre as sharp and hardened as you are, if not more.

The way i see it, Every adult-child relationship will end in one of them being a zombie. Flip a coin to see who. Then flip another to see if that zombie ends up eating the other person. (there IS of course the instance that they both become infected, but thats too complicated.)

I'll just kill em in that case. Don't need them bothering or trying to kill me.
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« Reply #173 on: January 23, 2011, 09:49:53 pm »

A plan anybody can adapt to anything:

Run like fucking hell!
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« Reply #174 on: January 23, 2011, 09:59:01 pm »

I want a fallout apocalypse to happen

meaning: I WANT ZOMBIES, ROBOTS, BUGS, RESPAWNS, AND RAIDERS, HA-BRING IT ON HOO BOY.
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« Reply #175 on: January 23, 2011, 09:59:26 pm »

A plan anybody can adapt to anything:

Run like fucking hell!

Which only backfires if the Zombies can run as well. Reason: You can run out of breath, Zombies don't even breath Shocked
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« Reply #176 on: January 23, 2011, 11:34:30 pm »

You can't even hold it.

But, my plan would probably be to just try and keep moving as quietly as possible, maybe try and settle down if we can find enough people with necessary skills.
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« Reply #177 on: January 23, 2011, 11:40:00 pm »

You can't even hold it.

But, my plan would probably be to just try and keep moving as quietly as possible, maybe try and settle down if we can find enough people with necessary skills.

I'd find the most secluded place I can find, settle down alone and wait for my end.
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« Reply #178 on: January 24, 2011, 11:12:42 am »

Mainly this post is to remove the name of he who shall remain nameless from popping up as the last one who posted in a thread...anyway

Thanks to Dodom's thread I think part of my zombie survival plan will now include locations of supplies for long term scavenging.  Most obvious places will get picked clean, but others could last a while for example....

1.   Medical supplies will be gone from hospitals and drug stores, but what about veteranary clinics.  they have many of the same supplies as hospitals.

2.   Gasoline - gone from a gas station, but many motorpools (school bus depots) have their own pumps

3.  Salt - all of those Department of transportation storage units off of highways, and large landscaping services often have supplies of it because they do plowing in the winter.

4.  Alcohol - It will all be gone from the store shelves, but wholesales don't advertise what's in their warehouses to cut down on breakins
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« Reply #179 on: January 25, 2011, 11:33:08 am »

I want to barricade a Subway. Dont ask me why.
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